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Toot Bag

When having sex with your girl and as you go in real deep it causes her to let one rip, right on your bag. So it becomes a toot bag.
Man 1: Man, I was Giving it to my girl real good and she tooted on my bag.

Man 2: Ahh, she gave you a toot bag.....
by Sleepy&Flop July 19, 2009
mugGet the Toot Bagmug.

hot toots

You know when you have a toot, and it just kind of feels hot coming out? That is a hot toot. No poop comes out, it is just a hot toot.
George had a lot of hot toots last night after eating too much Taco Bell
by Kira’s Husband November 21, 2022
mugGet the hot tootsmug.

Zoot toot

Blowing a line of cocaine up your butt, instead of snorting it.
Marc gave John a big, fat zoot toot for his birthday. John fucking loved it.
by LastUnicornSamurai September 9, 2020
mugGet the Zoot tootmug.

Spooky toot

When you're so scared that you pass gas because of it
The movie was so scary I had a spooky toot
by jarsh87 May 22, 2015
mugGet the Spooky tootmug.

toot out

When a person excretes excessive flatulence by means of eliminating, one or many, individuals from their general vacinty.
'Oh bro, you could have just asked me to leave, you didn't have to give me a toot out.
by Nogimp May 15, 2019
mugGet the toot outmug.

jizz toot

when you cum in a girls ass while doing anal and as you pull out she farts thus making a jizz toot.
Bro you wont believe it, she jizz tooted last night.
by anonymous February 10, 2023
mugGet the jizz tootmug.

Uku Toots

A talented stoner with an iq of 150.
He is a genius, must be an Uku Toots
by Candystiis May 31, 2022
mugGet the Uku Tootsmug.

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