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loaf toss

The act of tossing something, preferably a loaf of something i.e. meatloaf, pumpkin loaf, a loaf of bread, but anything works, behind you, above your head while facing the other way.
Chan is such a good loaf tosser, she nailed that middle schooler right in the face with a stuffed unicorn without even looking!
by chanikens January 20, 2010
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bag toss

Jiggling you balls while masturbating or getting a blowjob
Tanya sure knows how to bag toss
by Teresa909090 April 23, 2011
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Doody Toots

An unfortunate circumstance by which an afflictive victim perceives some seemingly minor gastrointestinal insurrection to be laudable as a breezy endeavor. The unsuspecting rectal cashier will think it safe to offer air as relief to the impending pressure.

Alas, the simple act becomes complex, and an unsurpassed drawer spoilage results; that which was guessed to be gas goes solid.
No time is worse for a case of the doody toots than at a neighbor's daughter's quinceanera. Trust me.
by unitedstains September 12, 2013
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Ootsie tootsie

Before intercourse, one inserts a lucky rabbits foot into the anal cavity of ones partner in order to ensure a quality time.
My girlfriend had a bad week so I gave her an ootsie tootsie.
by Sabby, MD PhD DVM October 21, 2018
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cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down
Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret
by coolyourtools September 8, 2016
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Lenny of tools

He is an all around handyman, a mr.fix any and all! With a simple idea or suggestion, he will build,create or design something so amazing and extraordinary that your mind will literally be blown and your friends and family will disown you claiming that your a complete liar and there's no way you had any part in the magnificent outcome that only you and lenny know was once your very own thought, dream, or quick ponder.
Once a nobody, he pulled a quick lenny of tools and ruled the world!

I wish I had a lenny of tools around once in a while..to fix stuff, love and adore beyond reason, and well just fix stuff!
by LeonardLover October 25, 2016
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National toss a short friend day

Hey dude be careful it’s national toss a short friend day don’t get thrown shortie
by Crapbucket04 October 21, 2019
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