Yummy Mummy if she weren't 2 tonney

A rather large mother, who has a nice face, but she has spent too much time filling it

"mate, jame's mom would be a Yummy Mummy if she weren't 2 tonney!"

"Yer give it 10 pints"

by Pizzels89 June 22, 2008

tanner smith

beast, everyone enjoys his company and usually has a really big penis

wow judging by what's in his pants his name must be tanner smith

by jerome101 April 2, 2017

tonkers

Tonkers is another term for a woman's breasts. It can be used in casual or formal jargin.

Yo, check out those tonkers!

by Olegna Piano May 28, 2008

tanner

one who accepts anal for the price of cheesy poofs

that was the best tanner i have got in a long time

by shankler June 4, 2007

tanner

He a fuckboy.

Person 1: He is such a tanner.
Person 2: Ohhh so he is a fuckboy?
Person 1: Yeah!

by Bluebloodoftheheart May 7, 2016

Tanner

White van owner. Pulls up to unsuspecting children (preferabley little boys)and lurers them into his van with FREE CANDY spray paintedf on his van. Then ties them to his basement wall with chains, sticking their butts in the air (the easier way for him to molest them). Lubs em' up and inserts his penis with no condom into thier buttholes.Hr then he cuts off there penis and puts it up his own butt.

Child walks down the street. Tanner sees the victim and he prepares to strike. The little boy sees the van that says FREE CANDY. he has heard of this devilish molester. He tries to run but cannot escape the tazer that tanner weilds.
"I have you now kid!!"
And you know the rest...

by jore lobez December 3, 2006

TINNER

Short for a tin-opener.

"Hey, Donald, pass the tinner... I want to open this can of tinned pineapples"

by DJ Tinner Roberts April 14, 2009