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Toilet Flower

1. Person of Bad Character.
2. Someone who is a piece a shit.

3. Dirty, rude, problematic individual.
1. Lucas is a great catch for any woman, that other guy Webster is a toilet flower.
2. I told my friend Rovair not to date her because she's a toilet flower.
3. Adam, she plagiarized my work the sold it online as her own eBook, what a toilet flower.
by RICHARD ROVAIR of EmptyFace January 27, 2015
mugGet the Toilet Flowermug.

toilet trolls

1. People that do something to toilets, such as put something on the seat or loosen something in order to pull a prank.
2. Small creatures that crawl out of the toilet when you are doing math homework while taking a dump, and give you the answers.
3. Essences that increase your focus and brain power when you are in a bathroom.
4. People that graffiti porta-pottys

5. People that hide in the bathroom, usually sitting on the toilet, when they troll the web.
My mom didn't want me to do my math homework in the bathroom because she claimed that the toilet trolls would tell me all the answers.

"Looks like the toilet trolls stopped by," said the park ranger when he saw the spray painted porta-potty.
You don't know when the toilet trolls are online, because they just seem like they are going to the bathroom.
by Okto May 25, 2017
mugGet the toilet trollsmug.

feed the toilet

After eating a Turducken for Thanksgiving I really had to FEED THE TOILET
by SICK RELNICK April 20, 2010
mugGet the feed the toiletmug.

Toilet Dog

(n) a particularly animated deposit in the commode.

- fecal matter that appears to swim around in the bowl
- like a “sun dog” but substantially less beautiful
Whew, I had too much to eat and drink last night; I dropped a toilet dog that nearly jumped up and bit my ass.
by Sczechuan Stan February 3, 2018
mugGet the Toilet Dogmug.

painting the toilet

shitting in the toilet, with a masterpiece, painting the toilet
Nick H. is painting the toilet because of some taco bell
by masterpiece maker2 November 21, 2013
mugGet the painting the toiletmug.

toilet fluff

The debris left on the toilet seat from your ass crack that comes from your underwear.
Make sure you clean the toilet fluff off the seat when you are done.
by jeffyd September 6, 2007
mugGet the toilet fluffmug.

Toilet fapper

A guy who faps and rap the same time while he is contispated. A toilet human musician.
Dude just now when I go to the toilet I heard the toilet fapper, he sounded so awesome!
by Potato-isig-slanger May 17, 2015
mugGet the Toilet fappermug.

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