noodles in a toaster

The sexual act of covering a vagina in peanut butter and having a man lick it off and then using peanut butter as lube to insert it into the anus.

hey zak, me and grenda did noodles in a toaster.
nice going garrett, noodles in a toaster is the way to go.

by dicklicker06 August 18, 2021

messy toaster

The act of taking a slice of bread and forming it into a ball roughly the size of a dollar coin and covered in melted cheese. (pepper jack is preffered) This ball is then inserted into a females vagina and may not be removed until thoroughly warmed.

Bro, last week I ate a radical messy toaster.

by SadRadLad June 6, 2018

koala toaster

n. Australian bush fire.

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Smell that eucalyptus tang in the air? Must be a koala toaster high in the Blues.

by gnostic3 December 27, 2019

toaster tub

Sudoku yourself

Toaster tub yourself

by The only pug July 16, 2021

toaster strudel

Act of busting a fat nut on a girls stomach as though spreading the frosting on some toaster strudel

-Can I cum inside you?
-Ew no just give me a toaster strudel

by white iverson October 9, 2016

Toaster Strudel

When a small angry French man ejaculates all over his own tummy when sexually frustrated.

Amie was very upset that he wasn't getting enough attention from his partner so he decided to toaster strudel himself to satisfy his needs.

by Unhinged Office Bandit March 10, 2023

toaster sunday

the national holiday signifying the rebirth and resurrection of toast cans that occurred on november 28th.

“omg it’s toaster sunday!”
“happy toaster sunday toast cans!”
“and on this day, god reserected toast cans and toaster sunday was born.”

by toast mads 2.0 July 3, 2021