A female or male which perches about waiting to pounce on any and every living being which happens to gaze in their direction. A load toad does not discriminate longing for your load whether it be financial or physical! Akin to a squat mattress, any orifice’ll do!
Check out that load toad on Johnny’s leg, did he just hand her his wallet? Oh he doesn’t stand a chance!
by KrisTiegA July 26, 2021
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by thetoadkiller February 23, 2011
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Not knowing which end of your alimentary canal to point at the porcelain due to simultaneously experiencing severe nausea and abnormally frequent intestinal evacuations.
by JMR2 April 22, 2006
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by THERANDIZZLE May 12, 2009
Get the HOT-TOAD mug.Horny toad dude: Hey your new at this school what you doing tonight wanna go to my place and screw?
New girl at school: Get lost creep!
Horny toad dude: Do you have a sister, does she wanna go to my place and screw?
New girl at school: Didn't I just tell you to get lost! Looser!!
Horny toad dude: How about a brother, does your brother wanna go to my place and screw?
New girl at school: What part of get lost don't you understand. Why don't you just go screw a blow up doll! You freak!!!
Horny toad dude: Well either you, your sister or brother wanna go to my place and screw my blow up doll with me?
New girl at school: Get lost creep!
Horny toad dude: Do you have a sister, does she wanna go to my place and screw?
New girl at school: Didn't I just tell you to get lost! Looser!!
Horny toad dude: How about a brother, does your brother wanna go to my place and screw?
New girl at school: What part of get lost don't you understand. Why don't you just go screw a blow up doll! You freak!!!
Horny toad dude: Well either you, your sister or brother wanna go to my place and screw my blow up doll with me?
by MyHappyLilBanana December 23, 2018
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If someone did something wrong in a community and everyone wanted him gone, they would want a toading.
by Jack's Medulla Oblongata November 26, 2007
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by podankster April 22, 2004
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