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timmy the tool

A little jerk who lies to peoples face about stupid things and then tries to appologize after he says he hates you.
omg i like totally got in a fight last night?!
ohhh man with who?
TIMMY THE TOOL!!!
by shibbsterz January 21, 2008
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Timmy Mallett

Timmy Mallett is one of the biggest assholes in the world, in the same way France is the asshole of Europe Timmy Mallett is the asshole of television.

Anybody who thinks dressing up like Elton John on meth is funny is not only very mistaken but also a cunt.
I'm Timmy Mallett look at my funny hat and glasses! IM A CUNT!
by ohhiteng December 9, 2008
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Timmy Turner

A Timmy Turner is someone who holds up the flow of traffic while trying to turn into a Tim Horton’s parking lot.

Can also refer to anyone who turns into a Tim’s.
How long is this guy going to take to turn into the Tim’s?”
“He’s such a Timmy Turner!”
by lulzbet November 2, 2021
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timmy lake

Sexy as hell, stoner, hilarious, quiet, 3/5 hippy, always looked like he's cracked out, but in a hot way, etc.
1) I am going to fuck Timmy when I get him drunk enough!
by Some hot chick February 22, 2005
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Timmy Attack

A Timmy* Attack is when you have a craving for some Tim Hortons coffee and a box of doughnuts to the point where you can't even focus on driving because all you can think of is caffeine which you are hooked on.

*Timmy is referring to Timmy's, or Tim Hortons the coffee/doughnut shop found around Canada and a bit of the U.S. Some Canadian's refer to Tim Hortons as Timmy's, therefore a craving for Timmy's is a Timmy Attack.
"I'm havin' a timmy attack wanna go to timmy's and grab a coffee???"
by muhfucker November 13, 2007
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timmy time

If your name is Timmy your most likely one lucky guy that has a Ego, Only one person know what Timmy Time means and if you don't know don't bother to ask cause it's most likely sexual. #FACTS
"It's Timmy Time Bishes "
by Doubledipperbuttholelicker August 26, 2017
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timmy level

Getting so high and/or drunk that you can sleep anywhere, including standing up.
After complete sedation masterful structures are built about your person.
Dude! Let's get on Timmy level!!
by iEatVampires February 15, 2014
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