Oklahoma threesome

An Oklahoma threesome is in reference to the legal allowance by Oklahoma for first cousins to marry and procreate. However, this sex move has a couple requirements. First of all it involves having sex with a pregnant woman. Second, this woman must be either related to you, or your wife. Thereby, having sex with this woman you are also involving a third member of your blood family in a sexual exploit of yours. Thus, you are engaging in incest with not only one, but two members of your family.

I done got my ma's sister's daughter knocked up a few months back, but she reckons she wanted twins. So I told her a quick Oklahoma Threesome should do the trick and we'll jus' get another lit'l bugger up 'n growing inside her right quick.

by Lumberjackass June 27, 2012

Fuck you Threesome

A threesome involving two women and a man. It is represented by holding one's middle finger up, and the pinky-ring finger gap, and index-thumb gap representing the women, the middle finger representing the man.
The opposite of a devil's threesome

Joe couldn't wait to tell his buds he'd just had a fuck you threesome with two german exchange students

by Kuudez September 22, 2011

Irish Threesome

Sleeping with two or more people within 12 minutes of each other. Derived from irish twins.

What did you do after that party? Wait, you nailed a chick from Suffolk and a Canadian 10 minutes later? Amazing! You had an Irish Threesome.

by the nomadic viking October 21, 2010

Irish Threesome

Having sex with two girls within a 3 day period.

Cody got his penis chopped off when Verna found out he had an Irish Threesome with her and Laura.

by Jp3 July 22, 2014

alabama threesome

a girl, her brother, and you

mitch: how'd the other night go?
alex: Didn't crack
alex: shes a fortress
alex: I hung out with her last night, but she ended up bringin her bro as a third wheel
alex: I feel like I could get in but its some work
mitch: forget it lol..
alex: Yeah
mitch: wtf was the bro there for ?? an alabama threesome?

by mitchelster December 2, 2010

royal threesome

When two Armenian guys treat a lady like a princess then pamper and spoil her throughout the night as they turn her into a queen, and once the night is over, they turn the girl into a slave into the bedroom, dominating her sexually

hey lets royal threesome Ali

by royal threesome October 17, 2014

Amazon Threesome

A threesome involving three women. Bonus points if they are all tall and muscular.

"Change the subject Stan."

"I don't know why you're so opposed to it. I wanna see an Amazon Threesome live, is that so wrong?"

"They're my sisters Stan!"

by Sassy Sass April 18, 2015