Threesomes

threesomes are where three people (like a third wheel) join together in a bed and sex with eachother

man i love threesomes, threesomes feel so fucking good

by umm AMONG USS June 11, 2022

threesome

three people back at it again fucking, sucking, licking, and biting..mostly done by noah’s

i want to be in a threesome right now
noah, my mom, and josh were ready for a threesome

by anya// your mom April 1, 2019

Arkansas Threesome

A man, woman and dog having a sexual encounter.

Janice, Chris and their dog bullet had a Arkansas threesome.

by Pharris1 July 15, 2018

Threesome

A oneway ticket to aids.

"Wanna join a threesome with me and my wife"
"No thanks, i dont want aids"
"But, my wife doesnt have aids?"
"Havent you read that Urban Dictionary page?"
"I think that was a joke... Get a life"

by NovaliS04 February 18, 2018

diet threesome

When you finally find a second woman to join a couple in bed, but this woman is only into other women and doesn't want dick anywhere near her.

When unicorn hunting, beware of true lesbians. You will just end up with a diet threesome.

by User G8477 September 10, 2021

Floridian Threesome

When you have a threesome with a guy and an alligator.

“I just had a Floridian Threesome!”
“Dude what the fuck.”

by Spickee August 8, 2021

canadian threesome

When 3 people engage in a Smash bros Competition

Lets have a canadian threesome. i call playing little mac

by Ian Doobz February 19, 2017