Phantom Text Message

Like A phantom pregnancy. (Where you think you're pregnant but your actually not)
Whilst waiting for a text message, you think you can feel your phone vibrate and get excited but it is actually just your imagination.

Girl1: Oh! My phone's gone off!
Girl2: Omg, has he texted back?!
Girl1: Hmm, I haven't got anything, must be a Phantom Text Message.

by applehop July 23, 2009

Tommy Text-a-lot

Any guy who is constantly text messaging instead of being actively social while in a bar or other social setting.

Mike is being Mr. Tommy Text-a-lot over there in the corner.

by Tinnman November 29, 2009

Help me severely overdo the text box for the mug ad below this definition so it looks funny

Yo look at the mug haha

Falaron: "Hopefully I can get the mug overfilled by voting yes on the definition of 'Help me severely overdo the text box for the mug ad below this definition so it looks funny' and then buy it."
Exalothorn: "I doubt it, but hey, it's worth a shot!"

by Pursuer of Memes via Insanity August 16, 2019

text whore

One who texts everyone instead of using their phone to talk. These texts are often nasty &/ or kinky, often needing to be deleted after being sent. OR someone who chooses to text, instead of talk on phone. Often called text talk.

A text whore is someone who chooses to text, not talk.

by so happy February 13, 2007

text addict

one who constantly and obsessively communicates with others via text messaging, letter by tedious letter, from a tiny keypad on a cellular phone. The text addict finds odd comfort in the ability to avoid personal and/or vocal socialization.

"They're such text addicts, they tm each other while having sex with each other."

by Maw Kettle April 4, 2006

Textbook

Perfection itself.

Often used by the team from Spaced in their DVD commentaries to point out their own genius.

Has come to be replaced by the term fried gold.

See the way she delivered that line - the was textbook.

by Lambchops November 30, 2004

poop text

n. a text message made to a friend either during the act or after of taking a poop. usually done to explain the experience or finished product of a defecation

know now that this is a poop text. i just took the greatest poop of my life. not only was it huge but 3 distinct colors of the rainbow were represented.

by dommysalami August 9, 2010