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Theminism

The advocacy of a person who identifies as being uncertain if they were born male or female, and their rights affecting those who have no doubt on their birth with a penis (or vagina); and the affect on humanity of the basis of equality of their uncertainty of being ‘them’.
This person I know was born with a penis but thinks it’s a vagina and wants workplaces of the world to adapt to their false fluidity.

‘Fucking theminism pisses me off’

A true case
by Lunmeister1 September 11, 2022
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Themi

SOOO FUCKING GREEK. LITERALLY HIS WHOLE AS PERSONALITY. HE'LL TELl YOU THAT HE LOVE BAKLAVA AND DOLMADES.
Yo look at Themi he so fucking greek he eats pizza and spaggetti.

Yeah Ik bro he's greek
Themi: HI GUYS IM GREEK LISTEN TO MY GREEK BEATS.
by Man-eater. March 8, 2023
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River Themes

A River Themes is a drink usually made at the end of the night where, those left standing/sober gather all the alcohol they can find that is left and mix it together, generally giving the final product a dark murky look, hence the name, river themes.

It generally tastes disgusting, but hopefully by this time of night you wont be feeling it.

There is almost certainly an extremely high alcohol content, and it should get you very drunk very quickly. If it does not, then you have made the drink incorrectly.
Last night, we were vagely sober and so mixed cider, beer, whisky, WKD and some rum to make a high-content River Themes. This always seems a good idea late at night.
by Ronii Devine September 5, 2010
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Closet Theist

Noun – A person suffering cognitive dissonance over whether to keep their imaginary friend to themselves or come out and confirm to the world how retarded they truly are.
Despite intellectually knowing that god was a construct of man, Anna spent most her adult life as a closet theist hiding behind the claim of agnosticism. Deep down she really believed that one day she’d be departing to greener pastures to meet Joseph Smith, Freddie Mercury, Grandpa Bob, Jesus, Michael Jackson and the Easter Bunny.
by SmotherTeresa December 12, 2012
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thesis

That dumbass is being totally being thesis

After that dude got his ass beat at the party, he totally thesis'ed out.

So this chick was all over peter the other night and she asked him back to her place, he declined and went home and played gamecube instead, man only fag would thesis out like that.
by flux February 13, 2004
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Temistocles

Wow! Look at his temistocles
by M. O'B. August 2, 2008
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Anti-theist

One who belives God exists but hates him/her.
God sucks a fat one, I'm an Anti-theist.
by SweetBrainJuice June 13, 2003
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