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grandma boobs

The thing that Jake, Johnny, And Danny found up in a tree when Jake took off Ashley's shirt. They are saggy and streched marked. Don't be confused... any girl could have them.
BE WARNED!
Damn dude! I regret that! Ashley had total grandma boobs!
by The mouth of truth. March 25, 2008
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Grandma Joe

An old aged tek raver whom takes a random assortment of narcotics, including internet research chemicals. Grandma is a inspiration to us all.
"Grandma Joe loves TEK"
"Grandma Joe loves DRUGS"
by thebaldinggremlin January 15, 2015
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grandmas furburger

An older ladies vagina otherwise known as furburger, because of its floppy being
Grandpa drilled her in the grandmas furburger.
by CatsRock4235 March 11, 2016
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Industrial Grandma

A disgruntled person (generally a musician) within the electro/industrial scene who complains vociferously about their distaste for the music, people and ethos of 'the scene' but only attends electro/industrial show or clubs, or (in the case of musicians) only targets their music at that audience.
Industrial Grandma: "God I hate industrial music. The scene is dead, man."
General Fan: "So you're not coming to the CombiChrist show next week?"
Industrial Grandma: "Nah i'll be there, but I still hate the scene."
by IndustrialGrandma01 February 9, 2013
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Grandma Coach

A grandma who also works as a youth's sports coach. Often fires the other coaches and takes on coaching herself. One notable example of this happened on January 30, 2011 when Beatrice Middleton fired her son, Morris, from his Pop-Warner football team and took over the coaching herself.
Beatrice: (blowing the coach's whistle) Hey kids, Coach Morris isn't here any more. You've got yourselves a Grandma Coach!

Wilson: What on earth is a Grandma Coach?

Beatrice: It's a grandma that coaches kids' sports. Trust me, you'll like me just as much as you did him!

Wilson: I'm not so sure.

Beatrice: Trust me, it's going to be fun. I'll work you so hard you'll be begging for mercy! (blows the whistle again, yelling) MOVE IT!

Morris: Mom! You're working those guys too hard. A coach isn't supposed to work that way.

Beatrice: Oh yeah, well drop and give me fifty! (blows the whistle again, getting in Morris' face yelling) NOW!!!

Midge: Easy Beatrice, it's only your first day. You'll make a great coach, trust me!
by Dusty's Baby Powder February 20, 2011
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Grandma Meme

A sassy, cool, loving, and sweet old cougar.
My Grandma Meme is such a flirt! She is always hitting on her cute young doctors.
by Big Pun17 February 8, 2021
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all grandma

When a younger woman exhibits the behavior or actions of a senior aged woman.
Rhiana: Let's go to Bagatelle tonight!

Maridza I think i'm gonna just clean up the house and take a nap.

Rhiana: Quit being all grandma!
by Rhilicious March 25, 2010
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