a creature that was once believed to be mythical, but has recently surfaced in the mountains of the pacific northwest. It can be distinguished by its high pitch shrill when attacked or provoked by a smaller predator. The war pig
will attempt to win you over through
free buffet dinners and easily detectable lies, when called out on these lies the war pig
will back track and change subjects to another
lie, the origins of the war pig are very uncertain. Some claim he is from Louisiana, others Arkansas, or California. But most tend to believe that the war pig has strong ties to Cuba, and
may be the scientific creation of one Fidel Castro. ON
average the war piglets take 13 months in the womb to fully grow and only then are they ready to be raised by their grandparents.
