Demon Like Judge Of Fire

Modifier name of constellation uriel.

The best waifu of the series omniscient reader's viewpoint

Demon like judge of fire is looking at you

by Father of rich night May 31, 2022

Sober as a judge

When you’re doing drugs or drinking but have to act sober.

I was on a date yesterday sober as a judge.

by Jakeyyy666 September 8, 2020

Judges 19

A snuff porn plot in the old testament. fast forward: the plot goes there was a Levite & his concubine are being house in someone else's house, some Benjamites knock on the door saying bring the foreigner outside we know him. This was a euphemism in its time we would like to sex with him. The home owner goes outside and says don't do such a wicked thing, here take my daughter instead. anyways the bejamites ran train and raped the girl to death, she got left dead on the doorstep the next day.

I couldn't tell if I was reading an adult fiction novel or the bible when I was reading Judges 19

by BeatMeatRepeat December 13, 2022

Midget judge

1. A term used to describe the sobriety of a circus performer.
2. A handsome fellow, probably called Lee, from the southern part of Englandshire.

1. "That jugglers not pissed, he's as sober as a midget judge"
2. "He's got my minge all damp, he's a right midget judge"

by Leeroy80 September 25, 2005

Talk to the Judge

Take a dump. My Navajo grandma would use this expression.

Pull over I need to talk to the judge

by Mike Boneman December 24, 2022

Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.

Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow is a sentence with every letter in the alphabet in it and is objectively cooler than 'the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog'

Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.

by JokesWithFriends February 25, 2024

Judges

it talks about how the israelites kept rejecting the lord and worshipping idols

cool fact: the judges that god appointed defeatet the enemies and the land of israel

Judges will teach about sin

it mostly happens when your a child

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023