jadyns cousin

Jadyns cousins are the absolute fucking hottest people you have ever met. The amount of testosterone my lord hottest I have ever seen

“Girl you seen jadyns cousin”
“Omg yes, I am drooling”
“I’m gunna grab me jadyns cousin holly shit”

by Fact or cap May 4, 2021

Brother Cousin

A biological cousin that also like a brotherly figure to you.

He is my brother cousin.

by thisisntthekrustykrabs April 26, 2022

a cousin eddie

Someone that moves their fishing line over yours when you say you got a bite

My friend pulled a cousin eddie when my bobber went under

by Dakarkar April 10, 2016

Irish Cousin

A relative around your same age but no one is really sure how exactly you are related or if you are actually even related by blood.

So he is my grandmother's half sisters cousin's kids kid?

Yes, you are irish cousins now go play while grown ups drink.

by Bobby Bob's house of bobsNbobs February 1, 2020

Momma Cousin

When your momma and cousin are the same person

When I marry my sister I’m not inviting my momma cousin.

by SAK 42 February 17, 2019

friend of a cousin

The source of all the suspicious items you possess.

Hank: "How did you afford an iphone on minimum wage?"
Dave: "er... I got it cheap from a friend of a cousin."

Hank: "I'm bored. Do you have anything I can huff or shoot?"
Dave: "I'll have these pills. I got them from a friend of a cousin."

by Dave UberFuhrer January 29, 2016

cousin-uncle

Parent's male first cousin.

My cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019