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Timber Texting

I was timber texting you last night after mums fried beans.
by cheabuddyyy4 November 22, 2011
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Urban Dictionary Texting

Going on urban dictionary and hitting the random button. What ever word shows up use it in a sentence to text someone. Do this repeatedly
Girl: were u urban dictionary texting me last night?

Guy: nope must be a coincidence.
by Thedude July 26, 2012
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tecting

Part of Speech: v
Definition: The act of secretly playing with your genitals while others perform sexy and illusive dance moves. Tecting is not to be confused with masturbation.

Usage: also tecting, (n. used to describe)
Example: Don't be friends with that man, he's a Tector.


tecting Audio Help (těk-ting) Pronunciation Key
v.
1. the undercover stimulation or manipulation of one's own genitals done for sexual self-gratification. usually accomplished by using large pockets or simply sliding your hand into your pants.
2. concealed stimulation, by manual or other means exclusive of coitus, of another persons genitals. (Tecting can also be a group activity.)
3. also known as Stealthy masturbation.

tr.v. tect·ed, tect·ing, tect·or

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Stay away from that boy in the corner, he is tecting.
by ismy0031 August 7, 2008
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Texting Circle

A bunch of people who stand in a circle as if to talk, but instead all text on their phones people who are not in the circle.
Look at that texting circle over there- its pointless.
by Atlastheninja January 20, 2010
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tasting the word

When a word is on the tip of your tongue, you can't quite remember what it is but it's so close your "tasting the word"
Matt " What is that area between the asshole and the fuckster? chaz, chozster, no thats not it, but I'm definitely tasting the word here"

Jamie " It's Chode ya spaz!"
by Anarchist Platypus July 6, 2010
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texting chemistry

When two douche bags claim to have good conversations through text but are awkward as fuck in person ALL THE TIME.
I mean, he's not even that good looking... but we have good texting chemistry. But its weird in person
by dfwu March 2, 2015
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stalk-texting

What people do when they first start texting you. Gets annoying to BOTH of the people.
Joe: Hey it's Joe
Bob: Oh hey
Joe: So do you um, like videogames?
Bob: yeah.
Joe: Football?
Joe: Baseball?
Five minutes later...
Joe: Play any sports?
Next day....
Bob: Stop stalk-texting me.
Joe: ikr?
by xevilivex October 21, 2011
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