technoblvdez

my little meow meow

“@technoblvdez on instagram my little meow meow”

by technoblvdez April 9, 2021

Technoblading

Using a trapdoor in Minecraft to ”swim” aka lie on the flor. I am Greg

Oh shit i am tEcHnObLAdiNg *in a robotic voice*

by Molleeee April 14, 2021

technoblade

the only youtuber that has attractive elbows (my mom is the ceo of youtube and she confirmed this). he's funny. u can find the funny on his channel. so much funny. he's a cool guy. would be even cooler if he would actually fucking upload.

person 1 : have u seen technoblade? he hasn't uploaded in a month
person 2 : sir this is mcdonalds...
person 1 : oh my bad, do u have bacon?

by techno's elbow July 20, 2021

Technoblade

a often known as youtuber, but is pretty much pig, or stanned.

"My favorite youtuber is Technoblade"

by loffadoofa January 28, 2022

Techno day

The day technoblade passed may he be remembered forever as technoblade never dies.

Person one: did you know its the 30th of June.
Person two: yeah, any plans.
Person one: duh it’s techno day.
Person two: how could I have Forgotten that he was my hero.
Person one: mine too.

by Stevetheboss07 July 1, 2022

Pumpkin Spice Techno

An aesthetic and musical form that resurfaces in October, and contains elements related to the themes associated with Halloween. Often listened to inside of techno venues by DJ’s tailoring their sound to the “Halloween mood”.

For example, sound effects from famous horror movies included on musical drops.

Heyyyy play me some of that “pumpkin spice techno”

Bro it’s October, where’s that “pumpkin spice techno”?

by PSTxoxo October 1, 2023

technobollox

Akin to technobabble, TechnoBollox is completely inaccurate drivel relating to technology or something of a technical nature, which is spouted by someone who either doesn't completely understand the subject they're talking about, or has heard a few key buzzwords and gone off on a spasmodic frenzy of scaremongering and sensationalisation. Quite commonly encountered in professions such as IT, Engineering, etc. People who actually understand and work with the technology being discussed can spot technobollox a mile away, and will often thwart and ridicule the perpetrator by introducing real facts to the discussion.
Sadly this doesn't prevent technophobes from being sucked in and their ignorance levels multiplied by this menace.

Person A: "Some guy at that management seminar told our CEO that BlackBerry devices can calculate next week's lottery numbers, now he wants one!"
Person B: "What?! he's talking technobollox again!"

Technophobe: "Don't install that 'Windows XP', my friend told me that it will steal all your data, kick your dog, and send your bank account details to Micro$oft!!!!!!"
IT guy: "That is complete and utter technobollox"

by Ciaran_ October 27, 2006