Took His Talents To South Beach

To be a lying, back-stabbing, whiney traitor(see Lebron James)

Guy# 1 - Wow, Joe really sold us out and fucked us but good!
Guy# 2 - Yeah, he sure took his talents to South Beach!

by auburned June 16, 2011

taking my talents to south beach

masturbation.

said by LeBron James on his decision show.

mentioned in an email from a fan to bill simmons.

Dude 1: "yo, where were you yesterday?"
Dude 2: "oh my bad, i was taking my talents to south beach."

by DanGilbert July 10, 2010

Talent

Antonym: Ben Affleck

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

talen monster

a bird man that cheats on everyone he's with, and is far too ugly to cheat, or get any girls, and sucks at lacrosse.

damn he's so bad, he must be a talen monster

by William WONG January 27, 2007

talent

Euphemism for 'breasts'. Taken from the anime Sailormoon.

But I'm the one with the most talent!

by David January 14, 2004

taking my talents to southhampton

to ejaculate onto someone's pillow at their hamptons' house. preferably the head of household. spawned from Lebron James' famous quote "taking my talents to south beach".

Larry: James, thanks for having me out here this weekend.
James: make yourself at home. My wife and I are going to the beach, do you want to join us?
Larry: no thanks, I have a few things to unload first.

*the next morning*
James: Oh f*ck, my pillow is stuck to my head!!!
Larry: That's right James, I've been taking my talents to southhampton

by Stepdads September 29, 2010

Talent

the opposite of Brittany Spears

done problem solved

Brittany Spears: look at me im so Talented, YAH.

Me: F*ck of you stupid skank

by Brittany sucks May 26, 2009