Tachie

When two items of the same food are combined.

John pulled a tachie out of the Cheez-its box.

by Traznian January 10, 2026

Mug-tache

A moustache that is thin, patchy and/or very ugly that makes the bearer of said moustache look like a mug

Teen 1: Look man I think I'm getting a moustache!
Teen 2: It looks shit, you definitely have a mug-tache

by Tom691738 July 18, 2018

lord tachanka

the lord

priest: ALL PRAY TO LORD TACHANKA!

by THE LORD AND SAVIOR TACHANKA December 19, 2019

Makoto Tachibana

A swimmer who swims backstroke. From the anime Free! Also he has a flat ass.

Makoto Tachibana has a very flat ass

by Makotos_back_muscles January 14, 2021

beefer tache

A dense untamed moustache

Crikey Clive, you need the number to my barber, that’s a right Beefer tache

by Raclettuce December 15, 2022

agnes tachyon

A Japanese racehorse who had garnered popularity through media franchise Umamusume. In it, she is depicted as a cunning, controlling scientist.

chad: Dude... Agnes Tachyon is so fucking bad. I want her to drug me in an alleyway, and gently stroke my dick while calling me sweet nothings in my ear.
guy: what the fuck

by depressedtoasters February 5, 2026

Rocking The Tache

To rock one's tache involves percuring a false tache of the 'dirty' persuasion by way of resting a horizontally out stretched finger across the top lip.

Harriet is rocking the tache in our school photograph isn't she a funny so and so

by mydad'scat'sbrother'sgf. March 23, 2009