Guardian Tales

It is an RPG video game made by KakaoGames (branch of the Korean company Kakao) , it is a mix of different elements consisting of a gacha system for summoning heroes and items , a well-written story about the adventures of a knight and the princess of Kanterbury kingdom to save the world from the invaders which consist of two seasons (second season is unfinished yet) along with side stories and many references to other games and movies (think of it as a parody to these games and movies) , a great guild system , multiplayer elements (Arena modes and Co-op) etc. , however the people in the EU server have autism and the Asia 1 and 2 servers are filled with whales which makes multiplayer pointless , the game at first is fun and have a nice feel when playing it until you face your greatest enemy , end game , when in end game you are expected to have the best heroes and the best items in the game , its by the way free to play on the App Store for IOS and PlayStore on android and on Bluestacks for PC. Remember to save gems and gold :) .

Guy 1 : hey Guy 2 , wanna 1v1 me on Guardian Tales?

Guy 2 : you better prepare yourself for my new meta formation.

Guy : I am enjoying Guardian Tales , the story is fun and the heroes are awesome!

Guy : I like Bob

by Guardian Bob of Kanterbury April 5, 2023

fellation coffee table

Using the top of a girl’s head as a table to set things on while she’s blowing you. This is perfect for when you need a convenient place to set snacks, drinks, or even the remote control.

My Fellation coffee table is a perfect place to set my laptop while I watch tv.

by Mancave Movie Madness May 29, 2017

National Slap Your Tallest Friend day

National slap your tallest fried day is on November 4th .
Remember you can only slap them if they are 5 '3 or taller

Walk up to them ask if you can slap them because its "National Slap Your Tallest Friend Day", if they say no you can still slap them either way.

by Banananior November 3, 2021

Sit at the Head of The Round Table

1. a: To assume an exclusive role of leadership in an environment of ostensible equality or diversity. b: To make one's voice or opinion the only option.

2. To carry such a commanding presence due to an overbearing personality or charisma that inevitably overshadows that of anyone else, even those of greater importance.

1. You have made it clear that in this plenum you sit at the head of the round table.

2. A man of great stature whose very entrance to a room cast an air of authority and a demand for respect and awe, beaming in charisma and exuding confidence, it is clear that he takes his seat at the head of the round table.

by Mahus March 8, 2012

you, me, crafting table

you're about to get laid.

person 1: tonight, you, me, crafting table

person 2: oh fuck-

by katkit27 November 8, 2020

Dead Men Tell No Tales

A saying that has existed for a long time, but wasn't extremely popular until it became famous through the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland, in which a pirate-ish skull and crossed bones on the wall utters this very phrase, among other things. Basically, what it means is that to keep something quiet, kill anyone who knows about it and, since that person is dead, it would be pretty much impossible for them to tell your secret. A similar saying is "Three can keep a secret if two are dead," invented by Benjamin Franklin.

So, you don't want anyone to find out that you're secretly a Hilary Duff fan? Just kill everyone who already knows--after all, dead men tell no tales.

by lollylollylollyPOP!!! July 29, 2007

tablet pc

Is sort of a cross between a laptop and a pocket pc. It is the size of a laptop with a keyboard, but you can turn around the sreen and lay it down so that it is a large pocket pc.

The tablet pc was supposed to be the next big thing but it never caught on.

by Al "The Computer Guy" April 16, 2004