twat

To have left a message on Twitter.

Wow, that was so incredibly dull I nearly twat.

by Doctor Lard April 15, 2009

twat

An enthusiastic user of twitter

There are a lot of twats at Glasto this year.

by hieronymo44 June 24, 2011

twats

The plural for 20 or 22 inch rims on a vehicle.

When I ride in the ghetto, I'm rollin' on twats.

by E-Litterate Ni-Grow November 25, 2002

twatted

sent a lame tweet; usually indicating that the sender is pussying out of something

He twatted at the last minute to say he's not coming. I know he's not sick and he's certainly not doing anything better.

by rhinozrus March 05, 2011

Twatting

When Girls talk shit about guys right near them on Twitter.

Girl 1 (Via Twitter) : "This Guy sitting next to me in class is a Total Ass Bandit ". #Twatting

by Where's The Queef? April 13, 2012

twatting

When a person goes down on a female and spends to much time, when it becomes more of a nuisance then a pleasure.

My boyfriend thought he was making me happy, when in reality I had to kick him out for twatting

by pfunk815 June 21, 2010

Twat

Someone who excessively uses the popular social networking site, "Twitter". Also, someone who talks excessively of twittering tweets on Twitter, or uses other obnoxious words like Tweeple, Tweetup or Twictionary.

My Twitterati friends and I have been on Twitter way longer than you, Twerp.

That makes you a Twat, right?

by The (other) One March 15, 2009