top drawer

an expression of utmost praise.

That shot was top drawer my good man.

by box June 2, 2003

Top Gear

A BBC program which is now a Cult in the UK and the rest of the world.
Presenters Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond are Gods amongst cars, loved by nearly everyone (male).
Some women do like this program (see:lesbians) and some women like this program to hate it (see:feminist).
The program consists of English humour, put-downs, anti-euro remarks, anti-Americanist views and car test drives, but is so much more than that!

From Top Gear Presenters:
Richard Hammond: "I am a driving God"
James May: "I am the only real man on the program because Jeremy doesn't drink brown beer and Richard sticks his head in a bucket of hair product each morning"
Jeremy Clarkson: "Sure it’s quiet, for a diesel. But that’s like being well-behaved... for a murderer."

by Don T October 15, 2006

Top Shagger

A man who stands above the simple shagger. ‘Top’ shagger status is only achieved after many years of partying, seducing women & generally not giving 2 fucks about what people think. Often loved by fellow lads but hated by females in the local area.

Here’s the Top Shagger, what a man you are.

by SchoolGeek3000 August 6, 2018

top left

Denotes from the heart. Telling the truth.

"I swear man! Top left!"

by topleft August 14, 2007

top cheese

a term in lax or hockey for a shot in the top of the goal.
also referred to as rippin top titty or top shelf.
when you're pinning the top corners, you're rippin top cheese

top cheese brings the girls to their knees.

i'll be rippin top cheese all day on these scrubs

by big papa zon August 31, 2010

Top Tier

of highest level or quality.

Monae is Top Tier, nothing like these other bitches.

by Thuggergirl101 December 5, 2021

Top 40

The biggest insult to people who appreciate music.

What the fuck is this shit on the Top 40 station? Each and every song sounds exactly the same.

by wolf15668 October 11, 2013