The Tokyo Sandblaster is a scatological activity. When one person has diarrhea, they get close to their partner's face. Letting it rip effectively blasts the partner and causes them to squint, appearing to have Asian features.
by MissConduct<3 November 10, 2010
Similar to skidmarks. The outcome of not wiping your ass properly or sharting and not being able to wipe or shower for an extended period of time; this results in very long and wide shit marks in undergarments.
1st
A: Hey bro, can you drive fast?! I'm sharting my pants.
B: Sorry man, can't go any faster. You just gonna have to deal with your Tokyo Drift.
2nd
Hey babe, I bleached the hell outta your underwear but I couldn't get that Tokyo Drift out.
3rd
The stall was out of toilet paper; so I guess I'm gonna be stuck Tokyo Drifting today.
A: Hey bro, can you drive fast?! I'm sharting my pants.
B: Sorry man, can't go any faster. You just gonna have to deal with your Tokyo Drift.
2nd
Hey babe, I bleached the hell outta your underwear but I couldn't get that Tokyo Drift out.
3rd
The stall was out of toilet paper; so I guess I'm gonna be stuck Tokyo Drifting today.
by BuzzKillingfield February 12, 2011
by Oski2005 November 10, 2010
The act of throwing large amounts of sand in the face of a chick (preferably asian) right after blasting a massive load that one has been building up for days directly into her face, creating a course gooey mask that when enthusiastically smeared around by the girl, covers her entire mug. This act brings a whole new beachfront meaning to the word bukkake. A word derived from Japanese verb bukkakeru (ぶっ掛ける, to dash or splash water). The unique mixture created when combining jizum and sand is sometimes produced in survivor situations to be used as a form of crude epoxy adhesive.
I took that chick under the pier and gave her a tokyo sandblaster. It was crazy, she was lying there for a half hour wearing it as a mask like I just gave her a spa treatment.
by BlakeMayne November 15, 2010
The Tokyo Sandblaster all started with my Ex. She pissed me off one day, so later that night while I was working her from behind, I told her to turn around and take a shot to her face. When she did, I whipped a handfull of flower in her face. She happened to be Japanese
by ashebringer November 10, 2010
Made famous on Conan O'brien's show "Conan", the tokyo sandstorm is a sex act in which the male partner eats 5 weedwhacker sushi rolls, digests for 35 minutes, and then dispenses anywhere from 3-5 gas blasts on the woman partners face. Then, any position is acceptable to end the sex act.
Good god, Cindy. He said he wanted to do the tokyo sandstorm, but I had no idea it would be so grotesque. I passed out.
by Charles McCrackin November 10, 2010
Sexual position made famous by Conan O'Brien. The TBS censors officially allow him too talk about it on his television show.
Guy: Hey, do you wanna try the tokyo sandblaster ?
Girl: What's that ?
Guy: I don't know, ask Conan O'Brien.
Girl: What's that ?
Guy: I don't know, ask Conan O'Brien.
by chlsrnnrt90 November 10, 2010