by indigoali33 December 8, 2021
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Slang term used for gangs that originate in East Asia or that have east Asian members.
A member is called Tofu gangster.
A member is called Tofu gangster.
Person 1: " You heard of the robbery and the shootout on Pico Blv last night?"
Person 2:" yeah sure. My girlfriend was there. She said it was the Tofu gang."
Person 2:" yeah sure. My girlfriend was there. She said it was the Tofu gang."
by Reila February 23, 2022
Get the tofu gang mug.Toffee teeth is normally associated with somalis. its basically in the name when your teeth look like rotten toffees. Also known as Somali teeth stains.
oh gosh did you see her teeth? yes!! I saw the Somali teeth stains (toffee teeth).
go f*ck with your Malis they all have toffee teeth anyways.
go f*ck with your Malis they all have toffee teeth anyways.
by P.Sxo July 2, 2022
Get the Toffee teeth mug.Once upon a time in a small village nestled in the hills, there lived a kind-hearted and brave man named Malte Wegbratt. He was known far and wide as the Toffelhjälte or the "Shoe Hero" because he had a special talent for crafting magical shoes that could help him perform amazing feats.
One day, Malte received news that a group of ruthless monsters had taken over the nearby city and were terrorizing its inhabitants. These monsters were not like any that Malte had ever encountered before. They were part of a powerful and feared group known as the Monster Mafia.
Without hesitation, Malte knew that he had to act quickly. He put on his trusty pair of Toffelhjälte shoes and set off towards the city.
As he arrived at the city gates, Malte saw that the monsters had indeed taken over. The streets were deserted, and the buildings were in ruins. But Malte was not deterred. He used his special shoes to jump over buildings and fly through the air, dodging the monsters' attacks as he went.
Malte's first stop was the local tavern. He had heard that the Monster Mafia used it as their base of operations. Upon entering, he saw that the tavern was packed with monsters of all kinds. They were drinking and playing cards, completely unaware of Malte's presence.
One day, Malte received news that a group of ruthless monsters had taken over the nearby city and were terrorizing its inhabitants. These monsters were not like any that Malte had ever encountered before. They were part of a powerful and feared group known as the Monster Mafia.
Without hesitation, Malte knew that he had to act quickly. He put on his trusty pair of Toffelhjälte shoes and set off towards the city.
As he arrived at the city gates, Malte saw that the monsters had indeed taken over. The streets were deserted, and the buildings were in ruins. But Malte was not deterred. He used his special shoes to jump over buildings and fly through the air, dodging the monsters' attacks as he went.
Malte's first stop was the local tavern. He had heard that the Monster Mafia used it as their base of operations. Upon entering, he saw that the tavern was packed with monsters of all kinds. They were drinking and playing cards, completely unaware of Malte's presence.
Malte slipped through the crowd, using his shoes to avoid detection, until he reached the back room where the Monster Mafia leaders were holding court. Without hesitation, Malte burst into the room and confronted the monsters.
The monsters were taken aback by Malte's bravery and skill. They had never encountered a human who could move so quickly and gracefully. But Malte was not afraid. And he wasn't really a human. Malte had become a god amongst men. He used his shoes to leap over the monsters' heads and strike them with lightning-fast kicks.
In the end, Malte emerged victorious. The Monster Mafia was defeated, and the city was safe once again. The people of the city rejoiced, and Malte was hailed as a hero.
From that day on, Malte continued to use his Toffelhjälte shoes to fight against evil wherever it appeared. His legend grew, and he became known as one of the greatest heroes of all time. And though he faced many challenges and battles, he never lost his courage or his heart of gold.
Malte really is the one true Toffelhjälten
The monsters were taken aback by Malte's bravery and skill. They had never encountered a human who could move so quickly and gracefully. But Malte was not afraid. And he wasn't really a human. Malte had become a god amongst men. He used his shoes to leap over the monsters' heads and strike them with lightning-fast kicks.
In the end, Malte emerged victorious. The Monster Mafia was defeated, and the city was safe once again. The people of the city rejoiced, and Malte was hailed as a hero.
From that day on, Malte continued to use his Toffelhjälte shoes to fight against evil wherever it appeared. His legend grew, and he became known as one of the greatest heroes of all time. And though he faced many challenges and battles, he never lost his courage or his heart of gold.
Malte really is the one true Toffelhjälten
by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 14, 2023
Get the Toffelhjälten mug.Chinese slang for cheap, shoddy, unsafe, or otherwise inadequate construction. Tofu dreg projects are relatively common in China due to poor building materials, corrupt government inspectors, overly ambitious building schedules, and a lack of care from builders. Features of tofu dreg projects include leaking pipes in new buildings, to no water at all in fire suppression systems, sinkholes, partial to total collapse of buildings. In some cases, concrete and masonry can be destroyed with bare hands, steel rebar can be broken with a few taps on a hard surface.
Many buildings collapsed during the 2008 Sichuan Earthquake that wouldn't have otherwise, had they not been Tofu Dreg constrution.
by Ambassador of Cupid August 18, 2023
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TOFI stands for The Opinions of a Few Idiots.
Found by entering The TOFI Blog into an internet search service.
TOFI stands for The Opinions of a Few Idiots.
Found by entering The TOFI Blog into an internet search service.
by SirSterry July 10, 2009
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