Toaster Mage

1) Likes toasted computers
2) Likes PIE
3) Likes randomness
4) Likes Spam programs
5) Naturally lazy
6) Hate's physical activity of any kind (who doesn't)
7) Has annoyingly Curly Hair
8) Invents days (eg Unhappy error 404 day 04/04/05)
9) Does not own a toaster
10) Uses the phrase "I see..." too much on msn

Someone says "Hello"
Toasty says "I see..."

by Fomar0153 April 5, 2005

Toaster Struedal

A Shit on the Chest with Cum Icing.

He gave her a Cleveland steamer? Nah man he one upped it and gave her a toaster Struedal!

by Matt2008 April 8, 2008

Toaster Strudel

The act of "finishing" or ejaculating on a female after intercourse, usually on the stomach, breasts or even the back. The man juices act as the icing in this situation.

"Do you see that girl over there? I totally strudelled her last weekend."

"Chris isn't that the girl you toaster strudelled this morning?"

by Mattys4 September 4, 2016

toaster dick

When you put your weewee in the toaster

Mikey "Yo bro, i have toaster dick from last night."

Jeff "Damn bro, we went hard! Frat bros fo eva!"

by dilhoes June 15, 2018

Toaster Strudel

When a guy jacks off on a girls stomach when she is on her period. The girl is the pastry, the period blood is the jelly, and the jizz is the icing.

George: Dude I heard Kate was on her period, did you guys not hook up?
Bill: Nah, I gave her a Toaster Strudel.

by Throbbingbloodtube November 14, 2016

toaster party

A party to which all invited brings their fave toaster

"Yo, I went to this sick toaster party the other night. It was lit, fam!"

by LBB8 December 13, 2017

Toaster Bath Baby

When you are having sex in the bathtub and you accendently give birth so you put it in the toaster.

John: Yeah, my little mentally retarded brother was a toaster Bath baby

by Hell_Is_Full April 29, 2019