urban chestnut

An Urban Chestnut is what you leave on a hookers blouse (or any city dweller) when she blows you off in a St. Louis alley. Also, a St. Louis craft brewery which you may have visited before buying the BJ and depositing the Urban Chestnut.

Man, I had a couple of beers last night and totally gave my girlfriend and Urban Chestnut behind the Pita Pit.

by Xavier Brownwind July 13, 2013

Urban Editors

The guys that won't accept my normal definitions but will accepted stuff against the rules like "your crush in school" definitions.

Person: "Why didn't my definition get accepted"

Looks at definitions

Person: "I guess the rules mean nothing to the Urban Editors"

by LolCringe August 23, 2019

Urban Curiosity

When you click the last page of a definition only to be pissed off by an incredibly stupid person's rant, troll, or overall stupid definition.

I looked up sex today, my urban curiosity got the best of me... That ruined my day.

by Cpt. Dirk July 30, 2010

urban outdoorsman

Politically correct term for a homeless person. I.E. Bum

Frisco is chock full of urban outdoorsmen.

by MistahTom July 28, 2005

Urban Dictionary

Concrete proof of the degeneration of the human race's collective intelligence.

If you haven't lost your faith in humanity already, just spend a few minutes browsing Urban Dictionary. This is the next generation? Yup. We're doomed.

by omgnakedpeople June 11, 2007

urban piste

Any urban structure or feature that can be ridden or grinded with skis.

Newark has sweet urban piste. It rarely snows but that hasn't stopped me from grinding every handrail from City Hall to the Iron Bound.

by ohthree11 March 24, 2010

UrBanned Dictionary

When your Urban Dictionary account is suspended.

"Hey, why haven't you posted on Urban Dictionary for a while?"
"Oh, sorry. I got UrBanned Dictionary."

by C L G March 18, 2020