thick bsd

Occurs under only 3 circumstances.
1. You can't find the Harley
2. You have to take a fat kormis but there's no TP
3. Steve got off his leash and you can't find him

I can't find my wife. She must be picking up the thick BSD she ordered ...

by Kormis December 10, 2019

thick as shit

A phrase used to describe an individual with extremely low intelligence. A generally unintelligent person may simply be described as 'thick', however the term 'thick as shit' describes someone who is so dumb that it may be considered reasonable to question if they're mentally retarded. Such people's intelligence is often so low that persons of normal intellect may find it incomprehensible how they can be so stupid.

Someone may be considered/accused of being 'thick as shit' for several reasons, mainly for thinking and acting in ways which most people would obviously recognise as wrong/stupid/flawed/absurd. Unlike people of higher intellect, such people will be unable to realise how hopelessly dumb they really are even after it has been clearly shown to them. These people are unable to understand simple logic and have very poor communication skills.

The term is typically used informally and is commonly used as an insult intended to cause offence.

"He must be thick as shit if he thinks the moon's made of cheese"
"Ha Ha, you're thick as shit!"
"I know someone who ate cyanide because he's thick as shit"
"That person is obviously thick as shit"

by dictionaryman2007 September 11, 2007

Thick daddy

In order to qualify to be a thick daddy you must be a man who has yummy arms and is muscular yet still has some love chub, has amazing hair and who is handsome and as well tall - your welcome world

I only fuck thick daddy’s

Damn he is a thick daddy

by Abacado June 9, 2018

Thick mami

Alicia is a thick mami.

Damnn, alicia is a thick mami!!

by pr3ttybo1 January 27, 2019

thick n thins

A type of mens dress sock, often associated with afro-american. The sock is composed of a ultra sheer part usually the ankle and above, and the thick(non sheer part) the instep/toes.

Alan wore a pair of black thick n thins to the wedding with a pair of Kenneth Cole loafers.

by Baltsox August 31, 2006

Thick Chick

A girl who's not too skinny and not too fat. Identified by extra junk in the trunk and typically a good sized rack.

I wanna bone the hell out of that thick chick.

by kweez December 21, 2008

thick thighs

thighs that are not fat, yet have great size. allowing one to not break a chick during sex. thighs that don't usually jiggle, but a lil jiggling ain't gonna do anybody no harm.

Chase: So you like em fat then?
Tyson: No, i like em thick...with THICK THIGHS!

by goat fucker April 29, 2004