birth defects

adjective;Used to describe a dumb person. A decription of someone who is fucking stupid.

Yeah,"birth defects" over there tried to snort baking soda!
Look here "birth defects" you supposed to drive like you got some since!

by Reason85 February 17, 2014

give birth to a negro

to take a montrous shit

damn man, all those burgers from white castle makes me need to give birth to a negro.... damn this ones fucking fat albert!!

by KDIZZO March 23, 2005

child birth

When u succ ur bumhole so hard your partner gives birth through their nose.

Wow child birthat is great.

by Doggylicker69 February 26, 2018

Male Birth Control

Any Cis-gender men who have/are the following
- has a pubescent mustache
- a weezer fan
- plays fortnite

- has a mullet
- lowers voice on purpose
- identifies as SuperStraight
- is racist, homophobic, ableist, etc
- listens to country music
- makes among us jokes
- apart of “the boyz 🥶‼️“
- un-hygienic

- mansplains
- a bigot
- cannot find the clitoris
- chews with mouth open

“Hey Hayley, do you see Johnathans new mullet ?”
“Yeah, it’s like Male Birth Control”

by sydtoasty June 30, 2021

domestic birth control

When the situation at home prevents you from bringing home a potential sexual encounter.The status of your house, i.e. kids at home, a huge mess that will not allow you to bring home a booty call.

Scarlett asked Maggie, "You gonna bring home that hunky Dave tonight?" Maggie sadly replied, "Can't. Domestic birth control. My children are home and the place looks like Katrina hit and FEMA ain't ever showin' up."

by GiddyUpGirlFL January 26, 2009

Haps birth yo

Alternative phrasing for "Happy Birthday". Used also on social media when wishing someone a happy birthday, and don't want to be the person who writes"Happy Birthday" as it has already been left in the comments two or more times.

Today is Becca's birthday. "Hey Becca Haps Birth yo"

by Leprechauncle December 20, 2019

Birth Control Roulette

A game in which two slightly unstable women who have recently been raw dogged mix up a pre-natal vitamin and a plan B pill in a cup and randomly pick a capsule, one getting a free abortion, the other getting a free baby !!

Person 1: Hey dude, you thinking about having kids
Person 2: I don't know maybe I'll talk to my wife about doing some Birth Control Roulette and let fate decide

by psuedonym jones April 15, 2021