"Wait, you and your twin have different dads?"
"Yeah, we're hemifraternal twins..."
"But you're white and he's black..."
"So, my dad knocked up my mom and then 3 weeks later she banged my bro's dad...she got pregnant twice!"
"Yeah, we're hemifraternal twins..."
"But you're white and he's black..."
"So, my dad knocked up my mom and then 3 weeks later she banged my bro's dad...she got pregnant twice!"
by ManTown April 14, 2012
Get the hemifraternal twins mug.Someone who shines extra sparkly. Particularly on the day of their birth with another human who also sparkles brightly on the same day.
Not to be confused with: "sparkle adjacents", "shiny duplicates" or "firework friends".
Not to be confused with: "sparkle adjacents", "shiny duplicates" or "firework friends".
"That Carly Rae Jepsen is twinkle twins with that dashing human resources manager I know." "You mean they share the same birthday Ted?" "Yes Bob." "Just say that next time...instead of sounding like a f#%$n idiot." "Dually noted Ted - dually noted."
To Twinkle Twin: Ignore Ted and proceed rejoicing in the Sparkle of shared birthdays.
To Twinkle Twin: Ignore Ted and proceed rejoicing in the Sparkle of shared birthdays.
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