hipster shits

When an alternative person drinks too much coffee and gets the shits for dayz.

“Man I got the hipster shits” *sips iced pumpkin spice chai chocolate espresso latte*

by Keht October 8, 2018

Procrastination shits

The spontaneous urge to defecate when faced with a tedious task. ie. homework, cleaning, studying, etc.

*Compass homework due at 11:59*
11:24: Fuck, I gotta shit again
Roommate: Must be the procrastination shits

by Tsecation February 4, 2019

Whistling Shits

When the diarrhea shoots out of you so fast that your asshole makes a whistling sound.

I had some bad clams and they gave me the whistling shits.

by Wileorn January 18, 2022

chucked the shits

An Australian term meaning to throw a tantrum, get upset, or over react to something.

Or in other terms "chuck a wobbly", "cracking the shits", "spat the dummy".

"Dad really chucked the shits when he found out I took his car last night!"

"Better clean that up before Mum sees it, or she'll really chuck the shits!"

by Sailorsblue May 25, 2016

Shitskin

A derogatory reference towards black people. Reference self explanatory.

Vicente is a dirty shitskin

by Begeta December 1, 2009

beer shits

black, tar-like substance with a tapioca-like texture that sometimes squirts out the anus when u think a fart is coming. normally follows the day after drinking alcohol.

"man, i shouldnt have drank so much last night... i keep going to the bathroom because i've got the beer shits. i hope i dont have an accident in my pants."

by chopstik rick April 15, 2006

shits and giggles

just for fun, a little kick in the pants

Let's go put a flaming bag of shit on Mr.Henderson's doorstep, ya know, just for Shits and giggles!

by SHIT MAN December 16, 2002