swimming for mussels

Filipino slang term for cunnilingus of women due to similarities in both appearance and smell.

Brian: "Hey Leonid. What'd you do last night?"
Leonid: "Nothing much. I just went swimming for mussels."
Brian: "You are one mussel-eating, filipino."
Leonid: "Damn skippy. I like the mussels almost as much as timbits."

by L Castillo December 1, 2007

swimming

going to a club pool under the alias of going swimming but really only swimming for a short time only to then go shower together

lets go swimming!
mom, dad, katie and i are going swimming

by teh kt December 19, 2004

Adult swim

The best channel on tv period. plays shows like family guy and futurama.

Turn on adult swim family guys on

by Lakers4life89 December 12, 2010

swim pussy

when you’re too much of a pussy to swim in the pool

Sam: Hey Chris why aren’t you swimming?
Chris: I just don’t like water
Ella: Chris just swim pussy

by ACM15 May 25, 2020

swimming lessons

When you partake in sexual activity or intercourse, you learn how to swim on the penis! taken from the song money maker

Hey, Tokyo want to come over for swimming lessons?

by magnificentunicorn October 29, 2006

Adult Swim

A pretty awesome show lineup on an otherwise pretty shitty channel, Cartoon Network.

"If you can't stand Toonami, just be patient. Adult Swim will come on in time." - me

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

Adult Swim

The late-night block on Cartoon Network, which pertains to adults, and is actually the only thing good on television right now. Everything else sucks ass.

I watch Adult Swim until my eyes bleed!

by MasterOfMilkshakes March 29, 2009