Law Of Swearing

Never should you ever use actual swear words or replacement ones in the same sentence or sentence following shortly after. It is uncalled for and inexcusable. This should be an actual law.

"What the Fudge!? Fuck you, man!" The Law of Swearing being broken. NO NO.

by TheCrazyMadHatter January 25, 2017

Swere

Stating the obvious to someone who already knows the facts

Jerremy : I heard that your mom had a baby
Harry : Swere

by Pharaoh June 3, 2014

Swear String

Noun: A Large amount of curse words used in 5 sentences or less.

Geez, you'll get in so much trouble if you use a swear string in front of the teachers.

by Abraham Zhao May 28, 2005

Swearingen

The best type of family in the world. You automatically want to be friends with the Swearingens. Swearingen children are the best behaved and most beautiful girls.

Girl: dad I met the nicest most beautiful girl ever.
Dad: what’s her name.
Girl: Halle Swearingen
Dad: oh she’s a swearingen that makes more sense

by Halleisthebestintheworld September 28, 2019

Australian swearing

Taking two unrelated swear-words and combining them into one.

Some examples of australian swearing are "Ah, shitcunt! That dickfucker ate my sandwich!"

by Jim Roger April 10, 2017

one lies and the other swears to it

This phrase is used to respond when one person says something you disbelieve, and then another person comes in to support them. The point is that a lie doesn't become more true simply because another person (of similar sketchiness) tries to back it up.

A: No way man, I wasn't even there that day, you can even ask Jimmy, he'll tell you I wasn't there.
B: Jimmy? Oh, awesome, now Jimmy's backing up your story. Well, just goes to show, "one lies and the other swears to it."

by Gyreneisms August 13, 2011

Swerb

To swerb (v), swerbed, swerbing.

High concept pranking. Next level shit. Similar to being served but worse because it's got a b in.

Dabe: Hey mate, I made you beans on toast for tea!
Gleb: This isn't beans on toast, it's beans on a DVD of Shrek 2!
Dabe: YOU GOT SWERBED!

by Martib October 31, 2015