brown surf

surfing the Web while on the toilet

We need to move the wireless AP closer to the bathroom, so I can brown surf. wifi toiletbrownsurf

by hiflyndethdefyn1 November 4, 2014

Stone In the Surf

This is the term given to the people who dont continue the wave at a hockey game, concert etc.

Fortunately, the wave usually continues around them, but if there are a few in the same row, the wave may be destroyed.

"So me and Bob were at the game, and our friend Todd Peppers decided it would be funny to be a Stone In the Surf and consequently destroyed the wave we had going on"

by Not Todd Peppers February 28, 2009

Ohana Surf Shop

Small surf shop in Stuart, Fl. A place committed to helping out the community. A place where strangers are treated like family. Committed to keeping a local vibee, carrying local products while still making the tourists have fun and feel welcome. www.ohanasurfshop.com

OHANA surf shop=Family of friends and strangers

by stuart FL November 17, 2011

Carl and James's Surf Shop

The hypothetical future name of the surf shop that the two garbage men planned to open in the movie 'Men at Work'

May be used to describe any endevour which has absolutely no chance of ever coming to fruition...."yeah....we could buy this bar and turn it into Carl and James's Surf Shop"

by scogey October 30, 2010

shit n surf

The beautiful combination of a wireless internet connection and a laptop allowing you to access the net from ur bathroom

dude: where u at?
timeem: im on the toilet shitting and surfing
dude : lmao

by Timeem April 22, 2005

butt-surf

Sliding and rubbing your penis on the crack of a very nice ass, but without actually penetrating it. Usually it preceeds anal sex.

"man, I´d love to butt-surf her ass"

by hyeronimous December 25, 2008

hospital surf

Typically in an area with several hospitals in it, a person with no cigarettes or money, walks from hospital to hospital, scoping out the outside ashtrays fer smokable cigarette butts...After the last hospital is hit, you go back to the first...By this time, hopefully, there will be a whole new generation of fresh butts to smoke.

After Gennie locked me out, I was stuck fer a place to go, so to kill time, I hospital surfed, smokin' like a chimney the whole time.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006