suburban thug life

Doing gangster shit on the front porch of your parents house

...that's located in a gated community.

That soccer mom is selling dime bags out of her min-van. Suburban thug life at it's finest.

by viv_xlauren February 12, 2018

Suburban Death

A death that involved no weapons or violence

My grandpa died a suburban death

by YuOfTheNight December 16, 2019

That’s suburban

Used to refer to upper-class white people when they do/say/have something that seems “bougie”.

1. “Oh you’re wearing Pink, that’s soooo suburban.”
2. Bethany: “I’m going golfing today!”

Response: “... That’s suburban.”

by iknowabitchnamedbecky;) May 3, 2020

Suburban dictionary

The spinoff Nobody wanted that doesn’t exist.

You are wasting your time. Suburban dictionary doesn’t exist. Now go away.

by ThisSmoothCrīmįñæł? May 28, 2020

SubUrban Dictionary

People, typically from the suburbs, who visit a satirical dictionary website with satirical definitions and still somehow get offended when a word pokes fun at Republicans or Conservatives.

I love coming on here and seeing any Trump-related post get bombarded with Thumbs Down buttons. This isn't Suburban Dictionary, people

by Boodigolous June 10, 2020

purple suburban

A sex act involving a goblin, typically involving lots of teasing. Must be inside a car for it to be accurate.

Wow that is one hot goblin. I hope she gives me a purple suburban later.

by CKing89 July 7, 2020

Suburban

An upper middle class person (typically a woman or gay male) whom believes they live their lives according to the rich and famous however are stuck in their grandparents ways in a low class suburb 40ks from a major city.

This person may hold events such as gender reveal parties, Tupperware parties and an occasional wine tasting to impress their other wannabe wanker friends.

Person 1 - “Hey babes did you hear Tyler and his partner had a gender reveal party?”
Person 2 - “Omg, they’re so suburban”

by Mattyb September 16, 2020