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mister struggle

lol if you struggle with anything Christian girls won't want you
"can you come shopping with me"
man-"sorry i am a bit behind on the bible, im struggling wiht the whole moses bit"
"oh you're struggling?"
man-"no no not like mister struggle"
*wife leaves*
by hmmhmhm May 31, 2020
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sofa cuddle struggle

The situation of being so drunk a person spins out and lands on a sofa, gripping it for dear life untill they either puke or ride it out.
Look at Briony, that last drink got her on the sofa cuddle struggle....better have a bucket ready.....
by RyRy Bloke June 25, 2021
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Struggle

John: I just lost £350 at poker
Sam : Struggles!
by Sambo-ov-e4d October 24, 2008
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Straggler

A procrastinator; someone who puts his/her affairs off until the last minute; often times never following through.
He didn’t respond to my email in time; what a straggler.
by Linguist782 January 10, 2018
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Struggle Bald

"Struggle Bald" refers to an individual who experiences hair loss, specifically a receding hairline or thinning follicles, and employs various methods to conceal or mitigate the effects of balding. This term humorously captures the endeavors made by someone to create an illusion of having a full head of hair despite the evident signs of hair loss.

Generally, a person who is a “struggle bald" engages in different tactics to mask their thinning hair. This may involve the regular use of beanies, hats, or even resorting to hairstyles such as ponytails, all with the intent of fooling others into believing they possess a thick head of hair. These strategies are often temporary measures aimed at projecting a youthful and intact hairline.
Person A: "Did you notice how Steve always wears a beanie, even indoors?"
Person B: "Yeah, he's definitely a ‘struggle bald.' He's doing everything he can to hide that receding hairline.”
Person A: “Struggling baldly to keep up the facade."
by HoesBigMad June 6, 2023
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impotence struggler

An individual having erectile dysfunction performing non-consensual intercourse exciting himself by practising oral or anal sex, masturbation or mutual masturbation in order to recover his sexual defectiveness.
Once super lover has turned into an impotence struggler.
by censor1 October 16, 2010
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Mr Struggle

A man who believes that anything that thinks his life is much harder and different to those around him
Man I really hate that guy, all he speaks about are things that annoy him, he's such a Mr Struggle.
by Dira Rua June 27, 2021
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