intentionally or unintentionally sitting between a couple or people who are looking to make a play for each other.
I got to the restaurant and just down at the first seat, i didn't realise that Geoff was going to sit there and I ended up sitting chaperone all night with Geoff giving me the evil eye all night.
by jaffaw January 10, 2010
Get the Sitting Chaperone mug.Giving a great deal of thought to something, whether it be something quite insignificant, or a life-altering choice that has to be made. Often accompanied by a vacant stare into the room.
Sitting on salt may have two fall-outs.
1) You may find a positive conclusion and end up "using the salt" for something useful,
2) You may come to a negative conclusion and end up throwing salt in your own wounds.
Sitting on salt about anything for a long period of time is disadvised.
Sitting on salt may have two fall-outs.
1) You may find a positive conclusion and end up "using the salt" for something useful,
2) You may come to a negative conclusion and end up throwing salt in your own wounds.
Sitting on salt about anything for a long period of time is disadvised.
by Siabata April 25, 2011
Get the Sitting on Salt mug.Related Words
To die whilst taking a shit. Used to express your anger and hatred for someone.
Could also be described as:
Get fucked
Fuck you
Could also be described as:
Get fucked
Fuck you
by Sc0rpi0n January 5, 2007
Get the Die Shitting mug.When you're raging in CS:GO you then will come to a complete life of swearing everytime you die and you will run out of words and make them up and create this.
by EndItall666 May 29, 2018
Get the are you fucking shitting my asshole mug.A different way to say "you've got to be kidding me." Or "you're pulling my leg."
A phrase of disbelief.
Usually used in a playful manner.
A phrase of disbelief.
Usually used in a playful manner.
Example 1: (playful)
Man: I have a double rainbow shirt.
Woman: You've got to be shitting me!
Man: Nah! Totally got one!
Woman: No fucking way.
Man: Way.
Example 2: (serious)
Man 1: I was waiting around to be picked up for three damn hours.
Man 2: Dude... you've got to be shitting me.
Man 1: Fuckin serious, man.
Man: I have a double rainbow shirt.
Woman: You've got to be shitting me!
Man: Nah! Totally got one!
Woman: No fucking way.
Man: Way.
Example 2: (serious)
Man 1: I was waiting around to be picked up for three damn hours.
Man 2: Dude... you've got to be shitting me.
Man 1: Fuckin serious, man.
by LCNeko December 30, 2015
Get the you've got to be shitting me mug.by Mashuren May 21, 2005
Get the Shitting potatoes mug.by FrankM September 20, 2007
Get the sitting on an onion mug.