step-up dad

A father figure to a child that is not married to the mother.

A father figure that stepped-up to the plate.

This is my mom and step-up dad, they take care of me.

by BoxedCheri February 16, 2017

Step dyke

When a lesbian (usually butch) dates a single mom.

Seth: My step dad is picking me up.
Georgie: I thought your mom was dating a girl.
Seth: yeah but she likes us to call her our step dad.
Georgie: that’s not a step dad, that’s a step dyke.

by nutella137 October 16, 2020

Single Step Jenks

Another phrase for diarrhea. Basically when you shit and piss out your ass at the same time. A derivative of jenkem

I had too much five star Thai last night and now this morning I am producing Single Step Jenks

by joestealthmode October 5, 2016

Fucking step dad gon sexual

When a dini walks in on a Marian touching his penis then the dini says wow that's big then they proceed to fuck but then dinis mom comes home and says bubu I am home and walks on them fucking

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by Wamiscat69 October 5, 2019

Hey stepbro

A definition used in porn to define a step bro about to have sex with their unrelated sister.

One day on Friday, October 8th me and Dylan were chilling in the room then when Dylan said “hey stepbro” what are you doing Aaron’s cock grew 30x bigger and then they moaned together having sex yelling stepbro.

by The straight cocks 2.0 October 9, 2020

Texas Wet Step

Involves wearing a Texas catheter (condom style urinary catheter) and concealing it in your pants, sock and shoe. A hole is cut in the soul of the shoe permitting exit of the catheter tube. Ideal for work when you are unhappy with the general environment. One can soil the elevator carpeting on the way up and mingle around the office during the day causing the unpleasant aroma of urine. It can be utilized at will but don't cause suspicion by drinking water all day long.

I was written up and got a pay cut all in the same day so later that week after a trip to the medical supply store, I did the Texas Wet Step for some discrete revenge.

by Bugsy McDingle December 7, 2012

I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot

When you wish for someone to be in pure agony.

Guy A: "Rot in the fiery depths of Hell and burn into a crisp!"
Guy B: "I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot."
Guy A: "You faggot. Don't talk to me ever again."

by Overstored Milk February 24, 2015