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stees

a large or manly set of testicles. shortened form of testees. sometimes black, hopefully not blue, and always golden. M.M.
"enjoy a big 'ole handful of black stees."
"nothing soothes the blue stees better than some warm bush."
"i'd like a side of stees to-go."
by Hugh Stees October 18, 2011
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stem

n. a crack pipe that consists of a hollow stem.
we pull gats like baseheads pull stems mufucka!!
by jim June 24, 2003
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Steams

Steams is a game. Fun for all the family. 'Steams' was born in Coundon Court School in Coventry. Everyone who goes to Coundon Court has played this game. It's not just a game either, it's a test of strength, bravery and manliness. The game evolved over the years into what it is today.

The rules of the game are:

You kick a football around in a group.
-If you get megged, everyone else in the group kicks the shit out of you.
-If you kick the ball in the air and someone else catches it, everyone else in the group kicks the shit out of you.
-If someone else kicks it in the air and you try to catch it but drop it, everyone kicks the shit out of you.
-If you take 2 touches of the ball, you get the shit kicked out of you.
"Let's play Steams!"
*Brad passes the ball to Dave*
*Dave megs Sam*
"STEEAAAMMSS!!" (Shouted by everyone)
*Everyone beats the shit out of Sam until they get bored*
by Sky Blue Spoon November 7, 2010
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STEM high school

A school where they think they're the shit while the rest of the world thinks they're total geeks and nerds.
Susan: I go to STEM high school, and I'm really smart.
George: Cool, I actually have a social life and I'm not a total science and math nerd.
by Bby2071 June 12, 2015
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Stemper

One who makes foolish decisions. A useless map-reader. A driver of excessive speed on an unsafe road. One who fails in many areas of life, try as he might. One who is prepared to stick to their guns... even though they know they are wrong.
As in a parental warning...
'Mind him... He's a bit of a stemper'.

Or

When hitting one's thumb with a large type hammer one may inoffensively shout..... "STEMPER!"
by Boomsong January 16, 2008
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Stem

1. The main ascending axis of a plant
2. A connecting or supporting part
3. A 4 inch glass tube - CRACK PIPES
Pull the gat like a stem
by JON JAY the HUSTLA May 27, 2004
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woman stem

1. A really stretched out, used, dirty clitoris.
2. Name for the clitoris when it has stretched so much as to resemble male genitalia.
3. Anagram of the name, "Emma Watson"
"Emma Watson's woman stem drags on the floor of the restroom as she walks to the toilet."

"'I can pee standing up now!' Emma exclaimed referring to her impressive woman stem."
by Matsie September 12, 2006
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