facebook status

Uh, where it says on facebook what you're doing right now.

Check out Oprah's facebook status today. She's still talking about how fat she got.

by newsvava February 10, 2009

social status

Where you fall on the social class ladder. Determined by occupation, wealth, net worth, dress and manners.

Can be divided into different segments such as homeless all the way up to upscale/rich.

What's your social status?

by Atotrf February 13, 2008

Facebook Status Hiatus

As a member of Facebook, you do not add a status for a long period of time.

I should be on facebook status hiatus for a while, I put too damn many of them on in one day!

by KaHiFa July 7, 2009

Baller Status

someone who everyone recongnizes for their accomplishments and what they have...

Lebron James is 22 and is riding on baller status, he is the clevland cavaliers and owns everything

by clarence thomas June 11, 2006

mandingo status

Any man who is packin mad meat, in other words has a huge dick, usually 12 inches and up.

Oh shit, there goes that black dude strait from africa, you kno hes mandingo status fo sho

by S.E.G. killa C-4 January 25, 2007

Status Lynch

When a persons facebook status starts being commented on by others; and then people change the subject and use the thread to have a completely off topic discussion amongst themselves.

Last night I made a status commenting on how my sister throws house parties without me... ended up getting status lynched by my friend and my sister trying to work out when the next should be!

by Thrashasaur February 13, 2009

statustician

Someone whose Facebook (or other site) status is updated more times than he or she blinks every day. This person's status is always on your news feed.

Dang, did you see Priscilla's status today?

Which one, dude? That bitch is a straight up statustician!

by Hombre3000 February 6, 2009