Staple Wook

A wook that feels they need to speed up their transformation process by stapling dreadlocks, crystals, spoons, and other wook trinkets to their head. This increases their overall headiness and wookness exponentially.

Man that dude over there is a supreme staple wook

by Gobnugget September 11, 2019

staplehead

staplehead (noun): someone like Freya - Foolish or a stupid person. Doesen't know what's going on around them

example: Freya is a such a silly staplehead

by pywowo October 13, 2019

Stapler

Thing that can substitute to condom. Uncircumcised guys would know.

I forget to bring condom so she use the stapler to staple the extra skin

by Pseudophamine February 28, 2020

stayless

Stayless is say-less because all you need to do is keep it simple and just 𝖛𝖎𝖇𝖊

Just stayless and 𝖛𝖎𝖇𝖊𝖘

by Sensei logic November 22, 2021

Stapler Test Moment

The common human childhood experience of testing what happens when you put your hand under a stapler.

“Hmm… I wonder what happens when I try to staple my hand?”

“I think Jimmy’s about to have a Stapler Test Moment.”

by Marilyn Williams September 7, 2022

Staplebark

The condition of a utility pole or similar object being covered in staples from years of putting up and taking down posters or flyers, resembling the bark of a tree.

Walking down the city street, you'll see the staplebarked poles, each holding layers of the community's past events.

by phatgpt May 11, 2023

Stapled

When 2 guys pick up a random girl from a bar/club/ect. And have a 3-way, if the girl gets DP'ed vaginally and anally by both guys at once you and your friend have officially stapled this girl.

Last night at the club and me and my buddy took home this hot chick home. She was down with a 3 way. We Eiffel towered and stapled her. She loved being stapled the most

by Metal422life July 14, 2023