Stoney Jabroni

The Stoney Jabroni is a chronic chronic smoker. As this carnivore of cannibus crusises through life, puffing the magic dragon is a daily, often hourly event they pause only for the occasional yoga class or drug test. They will smoke before, during and after work, even on breaks to walk the dog. Overall, the Stoney Jabroni will end up melting into the couch and being the spokesperson for the local "Don't end up like this." PSA

"Shit that kid is a Stoney Jabroni"

"Look at that Stoney Jabroni, he looks like a pile of week old mash potatoes left in the sun."

"Next time we go over to Stoney Jabroni's house, make sure we bring our own febreeze, that place smelled like Snuf-a-lupogous' chode"

by Jrockwhc May 4, 2009

Stanley

A fatass 12 year old fucker. he looks like a boulder. everytime he jumps a earthquake happens . level frkin 9. his butt is always out and my eyes b hurtin. If he runs at you, it's game over.

Also an amazing goalie. Nobody getting through him.

*stanley playing football* *every1* OH SHIT STOP!!! RUN $ UR LIFe . *Stanley jumps to intercept the ball.*
Everyone: GET DOWN!!!
*10 hours later*
" This is CNN breaking News. a middle school was mysteriously destroyed by a presumed building failure. Authorities are very confused as to why witnesses were saying kids were screaming" u fat ass bitch". We update you on progress as the day goes on."

by 69stanley69 January 9, 2020

shaneya

She is one bad ass, she's a boss bitch at everything. She's a killer mom, and hot as fuck! She has no problem drawing attention from men. She's usually her own kind of unique, as well as incredibly cunning and smart. She's absolutely gorgeous, with a wonderful physique and a perfect personality. She'd give her life for anyone, and can light up your world with a smile. She's a crowd pleaser, with a wonderful dirty sense of humor. If you Know a shaneya, you're truly blessed.

Dude, did you go to Shaneyas party last night? It was RAGIN!

by KhrityKremeDonuts September 17, 2017

the stanley cup

out of all the sports championships in the world...the stanley cup is the hardest to win. players must be in excellent physical and mental condition. Teams must advance through 4 grueling best-of-seven rounds to win the ultimate prize

the stanley cup is awarded to the winners of the playoffs. hockey fuckin rules.

by ted sells June 26, 2006

stanky-stank

A girl having or leaving a foul odor after having sexual intercourse.
A nick name of a girl.
A smelly pussy.
After having a one night stand.

After she left the room after having sex with chad she was then dubbed Stanky-stank.

by EAST! April 16, 2008

Fat Stanley

A large male who denies he's fat despite all evidence to the contrary. Characterized by multiple chins, balloon like hands, slurred speech, a disproportionate head, and constant waistband adjustments. However, unlike "flat stanley", Fat Stanley never likes to be photographed, is too large to travel, and can always be photographed at home on his couch, sipping scotch and eating handfuls of nuts thinking he's losing weight.

Chris "Hey man, Bill thinks he's looking good these days. He told me he lost five pounds."

Paul "That fat fuck must of found 10 more because he's a total Fat Stanley".

by Double Check January 15, 2010

Stanley

Stanley has a pull out game like no other. When girls see his 14 inch dick all their panties drop. He is super smart and very handsome. If you meet a Stanley god damn bitch your in for a treat. lmaoooo bruh strait facts.

Holy shit Stanley give me your 14 inch dick!

by Kades daddy June 5, 2019