Stage 6 clinger

One stage above a stage 5 clinger. This person did not derive their obsession with the opposing person through sex, but simply through a random act of kindness. If you have ever been called at 4am and the other person "just wanted to talk" you have a stage 6 clinger on your hands.

Fred: Jane is such a stage 5 clinger.
Jack: Did you guys have sex?
Fred: No.
Jack: Well then she is definitely a stage 6 clinger.

by B.A. Trustwurthy March 30, 2010

stage 5 cling-on

A girlfriend (or boyfriend) who won't leave you alone. He or she constantly has to know what, when, how, and with who you are doing anything and everything. He or she constantly calls you and wants you in his/her sights 24 hours of every day. This term could also apply to an obsessive admirer.

See the terms Charlene and Annoying for further reference.

Ryan: Hey Dan, what are you doing tonight? Wanna play some COD 4?

Dan: No, I cant. Erica is coming over tonight.

Ryan: Wasn't she over every night this week?

Dan: Yeah.

Ryan: Jesus christ, she's a fuckin stage 5 cling-on.

by Ryan Greeneway March 4, 2008

stage kiss

Where a black lady slaps you and your dick starts to bleed.

Fuck...that bitch stage kissed me...

by Connie jackson May 23, 2016

Stage 5 Depression

A made up stage of depression used by hoes who want attention from a male during a breakup

girl: i have stage 5 depression
guy:wtf you hoe that doesn’t exist like ur titties

by mothers penis April 1, 2020

head of stage crew

An absolute God of stage crew.

Knows all, tells all, sees all.
All your technical theatre needs can be met by a single head of stage crew

A:Have you see the head of stage crew?
B:No, why?
A:I need someone to run the whole world for a bit

by The techie god January 23, 2018

stage 10 handsome

Will Reed

Will is stage 10 handsome

by King handsome March 4, 2023

no make-up stage

The "no make-up stage" is the stage in a relationship when the partners are comfortable enough around each other being seen with no make-up on.

Rose: Elle and Elliot are so cute together!
Bella: I know! Did you hear how they're at the no make-up stage already?!
Rose: No way?!

by rb00 April 17, 2014