psychic stalker

A psychic stalker is someone who stalks you in the psychic realm. They cast spells to help their ghosts follow you around everywhere you go. They can see out of your eyes, and they never leave you alone. Not even in your sleep. They even stalk you in your dreams. They hear what you hear, see what you see, smell what you smell, and taste what you taste.

Psychic Stalker: That thing in front of you, I can see it.
Tony: What? How can you see that if your not even anywhere near me?
Psychic Stalker: I'm calling the cops
Tony: You don't want me to know how you obtained your powers.
Psychic Stalker: That's right, and you'll never find out.

by Anthony Wheeler October 11, 2007

bush stalker

woman who chases Bush for her own sexual gratification

That old slag keeps going round Mark's house. She's a Bush Stalker and is after his cock.

by Thomas Francis February 25, 2007

Seaweed Stalker

One who stalks seaweed...

While i was swimming i noticed there was a seaweed stalker in the water.

by Michael Rosas September 26, 2010

night stalker

A serial killer named Richard Ramirez who terrorized the city of Los Angeles during the summer of 1985. He killings are based on satanism.

The night stalker would break into people's homes and rape or kill his victims.

by GKL September 25, 2005

Smackerinos

Another term for cash, money, dough - said in a badass Mexican accent

'How much did you get for it?'

'50 smackerinos'

'Nuff said'

by Pork Chop Express March 2, 2005

stalker speed

An incredibly slow speed, whether driving or otherwise, that mimics the speed a 45 year-old male stalker would drive while watching his prey.

"Of course she didnt win the race, she was practically running at stalker speed."

by Ryan Scott June 25, 2006

Sackery of fuckshit

Expression used to define a person who is that bad that can be compared to an ugly sack full of the worst disgusting things ever existed.

A: "Hey, did you hear about Hitler?"
B: "Oh, you mean that sackery of fuckshit? Yes"

by Dan Sparkle September 16, 2016