spunk trunk

A larger and more impressive version of the spunkstick.

She nearly passed out when I pulled out the spunk trunk!

by Irritatus Maximus October 20, 2007

Spunkface

A good looking man or woman. One so good looking that you would either spunk on her face or let him spunk on your face.

Fucking hell this place is full of spunkfaces!

That guy is a real spunkface!

by Lolllajam February 11, 2010

spurvy

A combination of a spinner and curvy body type.

1. A conjoining of 2 sexy body types i.e; hubba hubba!!
2. Rarely seen in regions outside of the Pacific Northwest.;-)

"She describes herself as curvy--but she's closer to a spinner for me. So, I'd say she's spurvy."

by Mia, of course... March 1, 2008

yellow spud

Australian vernacular for a jaundiced baby

Mary pushed out a yellow spud.

by lalicious November 13, 2006

Spursy

(adj)

Meaning 1: To have bags of “potential” and some world class players, but not have the ability or psychological strength to ever achieve anything of value.

Meaning 2: To have victory/glory within your grasp, but then completely shit the bed.

Person (1)

“Did you know that Spurs have the best ground in europe and the best striker in the premier league, but just got knocked out of the europa league by a team who’s manager is currently in prison for embezzlement even though they had a two goal lead?”

Person (2)

“How Spursy”!

by Pablo-boi March 18, 2021

spunkslinger

1. A man who ejaculates forcefully enough for his jism to shoot substantially further.

2. An insult.

1. That spunkslinger did it all over her chest, man! This is such a cool porno.

2. Oh Jane, you're such a slutmonkey spunkslinger.

by nitrojane May 22, 2004

spunkflakes

when a bit of semen is "lost' after a withdrawal ejaculation, and dries on skin. Later when touched or brushed, it crackles like the sound of popcorn popping, and "flakes" off.

"Dude, in the morning when I opened my eyes, I saw she totally had
spunkflakes on her chin."

by evan99 July 26, 2006