Dual screening

The art of watching TV whilst simultaneously surfing on a laptop.

Practiced by many at many different levels of expertise, but very few achieve true mastery of demanding sport. Great skill is needed to be both immersed in a TV show/film whilst also multi-tabbing Facebook, eBay and Youtube.

Considered a hobby by most enthusiasts, also known as DSAs (Dual Screen Artists). Like any hobby, specific times are set aside for Dual Screening, and can be practiced for long periods by veterans.

When in this state the DSA is unreachable by other humans, and will not respond to any attempts at communication or other worldly distractions.

Guy 1: Hey bro! Wanna hang tonight?
Guy 2: Nah sorry dude, I'm dual screening tonight, I'm gonna watch Wedding Crashers again whilst skyping my cousin, writing an essay on the first world war and watching kitten videos!
Guy 1: ... Tosser.

Girl 1: Hey baby... I'm feeling randy. Can I come over??? ;)
Guy 1: Kk
Girl 1: Are you dual screening again?!?!
Guy 1: No
Girl 1: Ok well I'm coming ove-
Guy 1: OMG BRUCE WILLIS WAS DEAD ALL ALONG

Guy 2: Hey bro get off the fucking couch! Let's go on a pussy patrol!
Girl 1: Don't even bother. He's dual-screening... he'll be gone for at least another hour.

by Jazzalenko September 4, 2011

screen munch

The act of screen shotting

Typically referred to in the black berry days of smart phones

Jen: "Can I send you a pic? No Screen Munching"
Tyrone: "I ain't ever screen munch"

by HaydenBerne November 17, 2019

Dual Screenin'

Coined by the P-Zig Corporation, "Dual Screenin" is a term used for pretending you are working in the office when you are actually doing something COMPLETELY off task, such as porn, Facebook, or YouTube. Phrase was coined by taking the punchline from a semi-popular online comic where an office employee has a second monitor installed for "fooling around" -- thus, "Dual Screenin" was born as a work safe code word.

Kevin: Hey man, what are you doing?
Will: I'm at work Dual Screenin'.
Kevin: With what?
Will: Facebook.

by r1kon_2 July 31, 2009

Free Screech

What happens when someone abuses their right to Free Speech, refusing to practice any constraint or control, to the point where it becomes intrusive or gibberish. The offender is often not aware they are doing it.

Kelly: "We must destroy this society and rebuild it without any money or government so that we can stop poverty and greed! Anyone who disagrees is a tyrant who has no place in society!"
Helen: "Stop talking nonsense"
Kelly: "How dare you oppress my Free Speech?!"
Helen: "Actually, it's just Free Screech"

by just like honey September 1, 2017

sweedish smoke screen

when you are in a public bathroom and are pushing out the last few drops of pee and you accidently push out a high pitched stinkey little fart.

shit buddy I just droped an unforgivable sweedish smoke screen.

by nortington the third August 23, 2009

Tilt The Screen

To Tilt The Monitor Of A PC In An Attempt To Hide What You Are Viewing From Others, Most Commonly Done When Watching Pornography (It Has Been Known To Cause Bed Wetting)

Im About To Go Home And Tilt The Screen

by Pee_Da_B December 14, 2010

blue screen of death

Bill Gates you are one sick sick man, to create something this horrible, and why does it have to be blue why can't it be green or pink or purple.

Im stitting in the computer lab and suddenly the computers one by one start to blue until all the computers around me are blue then I say to myself "oooh shit, wait until I save my work,....NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
-Bastard-

by Unreal Spatula March 4, 2005