K-Snooching

The act of snorting ketamine off of someone else's gooch. The purest form of love known to man, anyone who is willing to be K-Snooched is an absolute unit of a human being, and should be married on sight. Particularly appealing after a hard day of work, or a sweaty workout to get the gooch proper moist.

"I K-Snooched your mother last night" - Past Tense of K-Snooching

by TheGoochiest November 30, 2021

Master Sloshing

Irresponsibly aggressive and wet female masterbation, usually soaking the shoes and socks to make a sloshing sound when walking: shoelaces must be untied.

"Did a pipe burst in your living room or something?"
"Nah, my girlfriend just finished master sloshing upstairs."

To be a Master-Slosher

by Shagnasty26 April 5, 2022

Banana Spooning

The short but long dreaded period of time when your man meat happens to falls out of the ever so lucky enough women who had two man sticks in her, and clash's with your buddies pleasure rod penetrating her other hole.

Enrique regretted his first ever double team on a woman, since his man meat spent most of the time banana spooning with Jose's.

by DroBlow July 30, 2010

Smoothing the butter

The maneuver of introducing yourself to a lady by rubbing her back gently (in a smoothing motion) while she is engaged into sexual relations with another person, in hope of obtaining an invitation into the sexual activity.

Rezza tried smoothing the butter with Brendan and a very lovely page 3 model...

by Tcassius October 1, 2010

Spoogling

Using Google as a Spell Check. More specifically the "Did You Mean?"/Suggestions features to spell words or names. Either because you don't know how to spell or because your Cell Phone's predictive text didn't have the word, making you second guess how something is spelled.

One wants to change his/her Facebook status to "falling in class is SOO embarrassing", but doesn't want to be emberased by missplelling embarasing, so one Spoogles it very quickly to double check. Hence Spoogling.

by GT40Spec August 16, 2009

splashing

Wearing an outfit with an obvious dominate and central color.

Last night I wore a red hat, red shirt and all red shoes. I was definitely splashing.

by Agent_K September 29, 2010

Scooching

Action of a dog running his ass across a carpet

Fido is scooching on my Ikea rug

by J Conde October 27, 2005