Mock shock

An insincere expression of disbelief.

The waitress expressed mock shock that our food had not arrived yet.

by forty day mike August 26, 2013

Chew Blumpkin Shocker

The act of taking a chew while seated on a toilet seat for the purpose to take a dump while receiving a blowjob, while performing the act of a shocker upon another girl who is miraculously eating out the girl that is giving you a blowjob

Holy crap I cant believe Neil just got a Chew Blumpkin Shocker, he looks exhausted and really happy

by f1v3hundr3d May 17, 2011

Shell Shock

A slang term for "post-traumatic stress disorder". A condition which often occurs for those who have been in active combat. Can affect the body in various ways, but can be treated.

He was suffering from a serious case of shell shock after 'nam.

by Xerxes November 11, 2004

double-spocking

Doing the Vulcan salute with both hands and then fingering four women at once.

"Should we invite Zach to the party tonight?"
"No, he's busy double-spocking his four moms tonight."

by SlipperySeaSnake69 June 15, 2014

Ultimate Shocker

The ultimate shocker is the act of putting 10 fingers in the pink and 10 toes in the stink. The reverse ultimate shocker switches holes. This is only performed on the classiest of ladies.

She-Ka couldn't walk straight for a week after Kenny administered the ultimate shocker in the bathroom of a McDonald's.

by Donkey Boner Jr June 11, 2009

G-Shock

A watch brand by Casio, designed to be a tough, resistant watch.

Certain Some features of the watches might be: Low power indicator, digital/analog, water resistance up to 200 meters, alarm, stopwatch, tough solar/10 year battery, databank pages, atomic clock, world time, and/or a countdown timer, but not without a price; G-Shock watches start at $51 retail.

All of these are recommended for a Male gender (as rated by Casio), so if you're girl, consider Baby-G.

With over 50 kinds of watches, you can't go wrong with a G-Shock.

by Gearbox January 13, 2005

Shockout

'Shockout' is a term commonly associated with Dancehall reggae.However its origins can be traced back to the early eighties when Dj zebedee and Supreme S introduced Studio 1 tracks during soundclash battles.. You would hear ' Everybody Shockout,Shockout.....Shockout,Shockout' and then sound effects would ensue.

Chant or Dance.. Me just a "Shockout"

by Zach Zulu July 25, 2009