splinter

a guy/girl that is annoying and won't leave you alone; someone who calls and talks too much, etc.

"He called me like 8 times today...such a splinter!

by nilya February 18, 2007

spunt

1. terminated; used up; cashed (Adj.)

Hey man, this bowl is spunt. Do you have anymore weed?

by Johnny Cashed May 14, 2009

slunt

Another synonym for the whore.

A mix of slut and cunt.

She just made out with my boyfriend. What a slunt!

by rachel May 6, 2005

splunch

An early supper after you have skipped lunch (therefore a combination of supper and lunch).

Hey, kids, we haven't eaten anything since breakfast because we've been having so much fun! What do you say we grab some splunch and stay 'til the amusement park closes?

by swicky November 25, 2007

Splunk

Most often used in Cherry Magazines to turn hot young men on about to whack off. It is the semen goo that they shoot out of their cocks at climax that is large, sticky, and hard to get out of the eyes.

I'm about to release ungodly amounts of Splunk onto her chocolate milkshake funbags.

by JelloBoyFrozen September 2, 2009

Slunt

1. An incredibly offensive word for a woman which combines the words "cunt" and "slut". Use it on someone if a. they don't know what it is and lack the braincells to work it out or b. you really do feel like getting slapped a few times.

2. An incredibly awful "rock" band that sold records due more because of the talentless lead singer and bassist than any musical talent of any kind.

1. God...Jenny is such a slunt!

2.

a. Hey anyone know what happened to that band Slunt?

Oh yeah, we all don't care after we had the lead singer's breasts thrust into our faces about a thousand times to cover up her lack of talent.

b. Wow, Slunt suck so much they don't even have a Wikipedia entry.

by Metalhead For Life November 10, 2008

slunting

Heading to a bar/nightclub with soul purpose of hooking up with the easiest, sluttiest, hottest, drunkest girls possible. The slunter must have zero intention of intelligent conversation or calling the slut the next day.

Craig: "Hey man, what're you doing Saturday night?"

Greg: "No plans."

Craig: "Hmmm... wanna go slunting?"

Greg: "Fuck yeah!"

by rockstrongo December 21, 2009