splatterbang

A wet bubbly fart !

I just did a splatterbang it felt risky ! "

by dcs25 September 11, 2015

splatter matter

When you have an explosive poop and leave remnants behind in the toilet bowl that flushing alone will not remove.

Dude! You left splatter matter all over the toilet.

by Binsterbird May 9, 2016

splatter poopies

Much like butt pee but still has a few solid chunks

I can't come into work today, I have the splatter poopies

by The dahmer October 9, 2016

Slanter

A form of banter that is also a slate. Banter + slate= slanter. Must be dished out in the group chat.

That was some top quality slanter m9.

by Trying to be the slaster September 19, 2016

slanter off

lie in bed past the alarm.

i don't wanna stand up. I'll just slanter off instead..

by notyourfingbusiness February 22, 2017

splatter face

The name you call someone after you give them a facial.

Hey you know Eddie G? I made his mom a splatter face last night.

by Daddies Big Girl February 26, 2017

splatter canon

When you are finger blasting the hell out of a nice piece of vagina and they squirt all over the place like a water canon

Being defined that splatter canon could put out a fire and save possibly save us from future bush fires.

by Sackapetela January 5, 2017