sandwich-splaining

When someone tells you how to craft your sandwich, as if they have a superior knowledge of the sandwich arts.

1: You know, the pickles should be sliced vertically on top of the mustard, and you really should use shredded iceberg lettuce---

2: Stop sandwich-splaining! Next are you going to tell me I have to cut it in half diagonally?!?

1: Yes, yes I am.

by Dr McG December 18, 2022

AI-splaining

When an AI cant help but to replied with a long explanation, even when explicitly told not to.

Me: Dose Pear phones exist, If they don't just say 'No'.
AI: No, The Pear phone is a fictional device that is often used in television shows, movies, and other media as a parody of Apple's iPhone. There is no real-life product called the Pear phone, and it does not exist as a commercial product.
Me: You just AI-splaining

by HappyMicrowave.exe March 21, 2023

Customer Splaining

When a customer is trying to explain the job better than the person providing the service.

Customer Splaining: The customer, customer splained how to do my own job.

For example, a customer telling you how to make a latte, when you’ve been a barista for 5 years.

by Local barista August 8, 2023

splindickerous

a feeling when you want to do something, right then at that very moment, no questions asked. your also very hyper and jittery

-a feeling of taking speed, and drinking 30 redbulls//hyper = splindickerous

by j-dick January 2, 2009

spain nugget

To insert any fast food restaurant chicken nugget into an anus for pleasure.

John: I went to Mc Donald's last night, when I got home I Spain Nuggetted her with a 20 piece

by The Zest Meister December 22, 2016

splaknut

The feeling when you just a bit but she keeps going.

I was mid orgasm but then I got hit by splaknut

by Nutologist December 23, 2016

Speaing

To talk in a way so unclear that you’re no longer speaking, but rather just mumbling random words.

He was so tired he just started speaing.

by The Misspelt Dictionary December 21, 2017