sparetire

A person to act on a buffer on a possibly uncomfortable date. A positive spin on the word thirdwheel. This person is a friend of both of the people who would want to hang out and potentially , but are not too familiar with each other yet. So the spare tire is asked to come along to make the date less awkward.

Guy: Aye i want to ask Jane to the movies this weekend but I'm not sure if she'll go, i don really know her that well.

Friend: oh you like Jane? she's the homie!

Guy: Oh will you be the sparetire for me?

by Frank3 August 22, 2011

Spare Rib Ticklers

A Lezzer, prepherably a pair, of lezzers are often refered to as "Spare Rib Ticklers", Wich originated from women who have there spare ribs are able to 'kiss (& more)' "themselves"

What are you two spare rib ticklers up to now?

by Teenster July 15, 2007

spare

used by netphorians

"to be lame"

"Volunteering at the zoo sounds pretty spare to me."

by toby June 17, 2004

stoner spare

The soft ring around a person's waist that comes from smoking pot and getting the munchies regularly.
Mathematically:
(Bonghit + 4 bags of chips, bowl of ice cream, 3 cookies, slice of cake) x daily = belly hangs over pants

"Hey, I'm getting a stoner spare, these pants stayed buttoned last week... Pass the french fries!"

by Gogarty May 6, 2006

Sparsely populated trumpets

This is when Trumps supporters die down and everyone regrets not choosing hillary

Shit now it's all sparsely populated trumpets. I wish I voted hillary

by Will Wheatley November 9, 2016

spars

a sexually transmitted disease in combination with sars

dude from china with the 11 inch cock had sex with cam and now they both have SPARS

by accidental creation March 8, 2008

spare tire

The "ring" of fat wrapping around the mid-section, caused by lack of self-respect and being abused as a child. -used to roll oneself down hills when tired.

Hey you there, I just got a flat, can I borrow that spare tire on your waist?

by chud master October 4, 2008